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My wife has an auto-immune disease and I'll tell you this I do not want to go to work at all, and if I contract the disease there and she catches it, I'm raising hell.

Feeling pretty homesick lately.

Brian shits in Berserker's morning yerba due to this degrading insult

Right now I'm resisting the urge to quote every picture of stan with 'ugly cunt'

i much prefer the pie brand

Who is this Sargent?

But Pizarro came back

but you have the best prospect in the world

just imagine you could see a trophy next season

@Dr. Gonzo yer boy folwer has won the motm twice in a row for brissie

McEachran was mediocre and peaked at 16. If he couldn’t make it as Ancelotti and Wilkin’s golden boy, how could he ever? He had technique in his left foot but nowt else

Even when Corenette is wong and delusional, his arguments and gift if the gab make him more entertaining than most people.It is also amusing that he is a diehard democrat that loathes typical southern conservatism, given that he loves the south.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFPI9b9N6CQ&list=RDbFOjktDN0IA&index=5

Typed it out twice as well, verbatim. just had to smack the keyboard around

He is mouthy cunt that can’t see the forest for the trees when he talks shite about racism and acceptance and shortly in a different topic goes off on foreigners and Americans. He has some decent insights to certain topics but is a belligerent cumrag on top of that

He is mouthy cunt that can’t see the forest for the trees when he talks shite about racism and acceptance and shortly in a different topic goes off on foreigners and Americans. He has some decent insights to certain topics but is a belligerent cumrag on top of that

I won’t mention it ever again if you don’t mention the ‘mIraCLe OF iSTAnbUl’

Also

You obvioulsy haven't heard Green Day's new album, sounds nothing like Green Day and is somehow worse than anything esle they've recorded. Not gonna like Dookie is a fantastic pop-punk record, some brilliant hooks on that record.

Incorrect, Dr. Gonzo. You are an intelligent man, take aside your biases and think about it. Yes, Terry slipping is funny because it was the CL, against United, and he was the great captain of Chelsea. BUT Gerrard slipping has much more to it, the team huddle, the speech, by and equally great captain as Terry but the line foreshadowing the actualy fucking slip transcends it into amazing hilarity. It wouldn't even be that funny if he didn't say 'this doosnt fookin slip', if you can't appreciate that irony of life then you've lost it. Also Gerrard slipped when he backed passed to Drogba and slipped when he tried to backpass to whatever the fuck England goalkeeper it was at the time. A trio of slips that culminated in Ba scoring. Terry slipping is like the Hobbit, a great single installment, but the Gerrard is the LOTR trilogy of slips, Return of the Slip, la. Like fuck For the record, I don't even dislike Liverpool, they are a non-factor for me, just another club, but come on guys, it's bloody hilarious. If I can see why Terry slipping and crying is funny, then you lot can take your heads from arses as well.

I'd agree if I were still 14. I can't say blink 182 aged with me

Read the Liverpool v Watford thread.

Bait while obvious at times, can also be very tasty.

And it hasn’t stopped being funny for a single moment. A poetic moment in sports entertainment, and if you weren’t biased you’d be laughing as well.