Dr. Gonzo

I don't think there's many obvious choices on who should be leading our front line at the moment. Too bad we can't go get a time machine and get prime Fernando Torres or something like that.

Should give them another points deduction for bothering to lodge a frivolous appeal

I wonder if we have a buyback clause on Solanke

I’m pretty sure Diaz actually has a worse conversion rate than Nunez, he’s also massively wasteful. But his shots are more likely to actually be on target and that’s slightly less infuriating than what Nunez does.

Agree with all this. I'd probably have swapped out Virgil for Saliba & Rodri for Haaland. From this shortlist, I'd probably give it to POTS to Rice or Foden & YPOTS to Palmer though and I'm not sure that changes even if these shortlists are "corrected" to properly reflect the players that have been the best players of the season. Although tbh, while I hate Rodri, I think it's hard to say he's not been one of the best players - so maybe I'd actually be between Rice or Rodri. I think Rice has done really well though and in less than a year I've gone from thinking he's tremendously overrated to thinking "shit, he's actually really really good."

I stopped caring about my age once I turned 25 because everything after that is just a different shade of "old"

Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia MBS has given his forces authority to kill the tribes living in the area where he wants his stupid "eco-city" in the desert to be. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-68945445

He's younger than Cole Palmer, just turned 21 in April.

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I'd have to look at the stats, but probably Mainoo.

I don't agree with Virgil being on the player of the season shortlist tbh... but I also think it's mental Harvey Elliott hasn't even been shortlisted for the YPOTS considering the season he's had.

Tbf it's absolutely not Kane's fault Bayern aren't winning anything this season. He's probably the least blamable person for how their season has gone.

Who knows tbh. The last time Ancelotti faced a side in the CL final that finished 5th in their league with one of the best squads in Europe, things didn't go so great for him. Hopefully we see something similar.

Lol Harry Kane is cursed

Considering how so much of the electorate is pretty conservative, a centrist is more likely to win an election than someone who's actually left wing. It's a sad, but true, political reality. With disaster capitalists dragging the UK down for well over a decade all while they profit from the growing wealth gap, I'll take a centrist twat any day over those dickheads. It's not ideal, but when you've got a bunch of moron voters not realise there's a class war being waged, it's at least a reprieve from tories maliciously fucking up the country. I also agree with @Stan, fuck charisma - with politicians all that matters is the policies and not being corrupt.