Dr. Gonzo

Do you mean 9 digits? I could afford to sign all of them right now to do my yardwork if they're all triple digit signings I think Bellingham's the only one that'll go for 100m+; Rice I assume West Ham will want at least 80m, Caicedo I assume would be the cheapest if sold to an English club because there's no "English tax" applicable to him (can Bellingham still qualify as a homegrown player for PL purposes though, I'm not sure he can). Out of those 3, I'd obviously prefer Bellingham (but we've got no chance of signing him) and Caicedo - I just think Rice is tremendously overrated although he'd probably fit us better than Mount. I think we're going to seriously make a move for Mount though... and I'm not really sure he'll fit in well with our system. Gotta be honest though, I've got basically no optimism with regards to our summer signings. We'll also be needing a new DoF (thank fuck, tbh)... but it's still FSG in charge holding their fat sacks of money while pretending to be skint.

Tbh... give him 2 seasons and have another manager lined up to take over after those 2 seasons are up and it's not a bad shout. The guy is decent at starting a project and beginning a rebuild... he's just shit when it comes to the next steps of a rebuild and loses the plot entirely.

I hope Simeone never manages in England, tbh. His brand of football is absolute football terrorism, he makes Mourinho, Conte, and Rafa look like attacking football masterminds. Keep that shit in La Liga please.

Nah, she's going to be reshuffled elsewhere instead of marketing. And it's not because of any "boycott" it's because of the numerous threats against Anheuser-Busch; only 30% of their revenue comes from the US and it's basically a US culture war issue rather than anything actually serious. I honestly don't see how this trans shit got the way it is. Tbh, I don't understand it and I've got the viewpoint that may be considered "controversial" now - I think it's a form of body dysmorphia in all honesty. But I'm noto so extreme as those who think every trans person is a pedophile and I certainly don't agree with the extremists who think these people should be eradicated. The ones who aren't hurting anybody else should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want, so long as they aren't hurting anybody else. And the ones who are sex-pests or whatever... should be treated like sex pests. But it's such a small portion of the population... I just don't understand how it's become such a huge issue that it's talked about constantly instead of actual important issues that actually impact the lives of most people. This culture war bullshit is just a means of distracting people from important issues so we all focus on shit that really doesn't make a massive difference in the grand scheme of things.

Peter Crouch

They didn't back Poch when he asked for more transfers to refresh his squad, then when his squad looked tired and out of ideas... they blamed him for the squad not being fresh and sacked him. At least that's how it looked from the outside, I'm sure @Storts can give us the best explanation of what happened out of all of us on here. Idk if patience is necessarily an Arabian virtue, considering how PSG have tried operating (and coincidentally... the one place I can think of in recent years where Poch's times at a club didn't increase my estimation of him - although tbf at PSG I'm not sure how much of a say he had in transfers). Blows my mind with Spurs though - under Poch they seemed to have stability and were building up for a better future. Then they had their excellent European cup run but sort of massively lost steam in the league. And after they lost that final, they seemed mentally and physically spent. A bit like we seem this season, imo. The thing is despite how bad I think this season has been in terms of Liverpool not living up to expectations... I would never in a million years say "alright sack Klopp for this rubbish season" - and perhaps it's easier for Liverpool fans because Klopp's won us stuff. But Poch was building something good at Spurs, it felt weird how Spurs sacked him after he basically had proven himself right to Levy & co imo. And in hindsight, it would have been a lot cheaper to back Poch and refresh the squad a bit than putting Mourinho & Conte on massive contracts only to sack them. And that's even without considering the bizarre Nuno appointment. It's got to be maddeningly frustrating for Spurs fans tbh.

Kind of same as Mourinho tbh. Mourinho's heights I think are higher - but he's been most successful at teams that are already very good and just need that final push to go through and win titles/CLs. And tbh one thing I think he's got Conte beat at, even if modern football has evolved to where his tactics are less effective, is he's a much better cup manager (and I will never understand why Levy sacked him on the eve of a cup final tbh, not like Spurs have a packed trophy cabinet). I think both of those appointments were made a bit too early for where Spurs were at, especially because wanting to seriously compete with Man City basically means the standards at the club have to be so high that they're nearly perfect and the last time I remember them as serious title contenders was the season Leicester won it... and realistically, the gauntlet that Pep has thrown down over his time at City means that the standards are generally much higher if you seriously want to win the title.

It's absolutely mental how badly the wheels have fallen off at Spurs. It's also mental how Levy's reputation went from being one of the most savvy in the sport in terms of building a team on a budget, to this haphazard approach he's had since hiring Mourinho... and sacking him on the eve of a cup final (and why else do you bring Mourinho into a club if not to challenge for cups when you don't have a title winning squad...) As @Spike let us know before Conte was appointed, when Conte leaves a club it's always a bit of a mess... and his prediction came very true. But it's astounding the way this mess has unfolded. I wouldn't blame any Spurs fans for having absolutely no faith in Levy now that they've basically got to rebuild massively. And to rub salt in the wound, it looks like Chelsea are going to get Poch while Spurs look to be starting their manager search again, from scratch.

I'd also take a leave of absence after 2 weeks of death threats. But I'm pretty sure the company will be fine. America's far right is shit at boycotting. When they want to express their outrage at Budweiser, Nike, Keurig, Disney, etc... they buy products for them to then destroy in front of a camera before they upload the video online. So they spend money on the products they don't want to support and give the company publicity (because even bad press is good press). In a few months it'll all blow over and nobody will give a shit that a bad beer had a transvestite on the can for a short period of time. The vast majority of people in the US, in my experience living here, don't really give a shit about the culture war bullshit the media tries to push on them. Especially on an issue that only really impacts 1% of the US. It's just a distraction the media pushes because it takes away attention from actual issues that should be addressed that aren't necessarily in the best interests of media companies and the companies that advertise on them.

Hmmm unfortunately it looks like replacing the carpeting with flooring with bamboo myself would be about the same as getting someone to take out the carpets and put in the vinyl plank we’ve got in the non-carpeted rooms. I’m looking to move in asap because paying 2 sets of utilities isn’t going to be very fun, so it might just be easier for me to be lazy and have someone do it for me… even if it’s not as high quality.

Thanks! I’m going to have to look at the pricing of all the materials. The fact it’s wood makes me think it’ll be pretty expensive?

Probably vinyl plank

The fuck are oil protestors at a snooker event? Also I heard everyone's pissed off at the Persian guy... why what's he done?

Seems about the same as spending 50 hours not doing it and not knowing exactly where the contractors fucked up.

That's genuinely hilarious on the one hand. On the other hand, I'm sure the two women injured are probably didn't deserve to get hurt. It's a bit mental that it happened in the first place though. Really doesn't highlight any semblance of confidence.

Got a quote for changing the floors at my house... and I think I'm just going to do it myself. Is that a bad idea?

The whole point of the UN is to keep an avenue of communications between the nations of the world - even between countries that don't have good relations (or in some cases, any relations at all). More specifically, it was meant to be a forum for global diplomacy between the 2 superpowers (USA & Russia) at the time and the rest of the world caught in between their nuclear standoff. But there's a reason that the Taliban's Afghanistan is even guaranteed a seat at the UN - that baseline guarantee of diplomacy available for all countries. Most everything else the UN does is... I don't want to say worthless... but it's close to worthless in comparison to the main purpose of the UN. I agree with @Beelzebub in a sense, I don't particularly agree with the idea that Russia's threat of using nuclear weapons is/was serious. But I do agree that Russia's representatives should have an avenue for diplomacy at the UN, as all countries should. Regardless of their illegal war violating human rights. I think there's a real danger in trying to cut off a country from the rest of the world - historically, it hasn't really worked out that well that removal of normal participation of global diplomacy and the global economy forces the change that the west wants to see. Only Apartheid South Africa comes to mind, tbh... and that's a country that's already in the western sphere of influence. With other more dangerous governments of hostile countries, backing those countries into a corner has only served to make them more hostile and gets them to strengthen their resolve in being more hostile and dangerous than ever. A more belligerent Russia's nuclear threats might be a lot more serious, and I suspect their resolve for belligerence and hostility will grow the more economically and diplomatically isolated they are. And ultimately, it's not just Ukrainians that need to worry about whether Russia launches nuclear weapons. On the other hand, I think diplomacy with Russia is a fruitless endeavor for as long as Putin is around. But I'm not sure that justifies denying representatives from a nation on the UN Security Council (and a permanent member, for that matter) their ability to represent their country. And it'll undoubtedly be used as effective propaganda to point to how the west is constantly antagonistic towards Russia & will be used as justification for further Russian antagonism. I think denying the visas feels like the right move morally and emotionally - but I think there's a case that denying a UNSC member their voice at the UN makes the world a bit more unsafe for everybody... and that means it's also not the most moral choice at all.

So doing just fine?

Basically what @nudge said - and if you like onions on your burgers it's a bit different tasting having the onions grill with the meat when smashed into the cooking surface. Some people smash in jalepeno peppers and even cheeses (although I think having ordinary melty cheese if you like cheese on your burgers is better than grilling it with cheese smashed into the burger as it grills) - basically anything that you could put in a burger but isn't lettuce or tomatoes I'm certain someone with a griddle has smashed into a smash burger.

I like both.

Yes but only after we’ve gone out to sign the most injury prone players the world has ever seen

Hey look Azmoun can score regularly if used as a striker and not a midfielder! Bizarre the last manager figured that’s where to play him after spending money to bring him in earlier than a free transfer.

Yeah and what Pakistan's given is probably the equivalent of buying at a few hundred of houses in Australia. And they've sent missiles, not rockets. It's not insignificant aid. It's not like Pakistan's just sent over 5 quid and a couple of grenades. Honestly, the aid they've sent over despite the shit Pakistan has been dealing with in recent times (floods, border clashes, Balochi separatist terrorism, and a more belligerent Taliban, and serious financial trouble with the debts they have to China)... sort of makes some of Ukraine's EU allies look like stingy arseholes considering they're a lot more stable... and are directly relying on Ukraine winning this war. Looking at the trade between the countries, Ukraine and Pakistan actually have a long history of military supplies and equipment sold. And a long history of agricultural engineering products, as well as Ukraine's grain exports. Pakistan's got a long history of preferring to do business with Ukraine over Russia, which is probably a spillover from Russia and India having fairly close ties during the Cold War tbh. I don't think Russia's going to try to expand this into a larger war by dragging more countries in, because I think Russia's military has exposed itself as a load of shite that's only good at killing Wahabi dickheads the Saudis have funded, but haven't trained, in Syria. If they drag too many real countries into their stupid war, I assume they'll find themselves embarrassed.

Mexico's a fucking clown show right now, tbh. Mass protests against the current government, meanwhile AMLO is posting shit about finding mythical woodland elves in Mexico on instagram instead of worrying about their economy falling to pieces and cartels having free reign over everything in Mexico.

Pakistan's given millions in humanitarian aid and over 10,000 missiles to Ukraine...