Tommy

They tried so hard to be the Big City Club and turned into the Big Shitty Club. Not as shitty as Hertha though.

What do you mean somehow?

Saturday 11th May, 2024 Celtic 3-1 Rangers, 12.30 Villarreal 1-2 Sevilla, 15.15 Napoli 2-1 Bologna, 17.00 Kiel 1-3 Dusseldorf, 19.30 Anderlecht 1-2 Genk, 19.45 Flamengo 1-2 Corinthians, 20.00 Sunday 12th May, 2024 Toronto 1-3 New York City FC, 00.30 Norwich 1-2 Leeds, 12.00 Man Utd Women 3-1 Tottenham Women, 14.30 Rennes 1-2 Lens, 20.00

Oh my word. You love to see it. Landoooooooooo.

Landooo please win

Game 131: 18th minute Game 132: 13th minute

They're all afraid to face us in a potential promotion/relegation playoff. Leverkusen win 5-1 in Frankfurt. No close call this time.

Aaaand it's back to reality for Danny Ric. P18 and out in Q1.

Nice one. They have a supporter friendship with Fortuna Düsseldorf.

Oh Danny

Daniel Ricciardo just qualified 4th for the Sprint Race..

Ja, Kopf hoch @Faithcore. Ich hab immer ein Auge auf eure Ergebnisse gehabt, aufgrund der geographischen Nähe, und weil meine Ur-Oma aus Duisburg kam, und obwohl sie Gladbach-Fan war, auch immer was für den MSV übrig hatte. Die Entwicklung des Vereins ist wirklich traurig. Man hat immer gedacht, man sieht euch mal eher wieder in der 2. Liga... Ich hoffe man zieht die richtigen Schlüsse, und ihr kommt wieder da unten raus!

Things are looking really good for us going into the last two matchdays. Still 4 points ahead of Hamburg but also still within reach of 2nd or maybe even 1st.

Pole Position - Which driver will post the fastest lap in Q3 AFTER MAX VERSTAPPEN IS REMOVED FROM THE RESULTS? Sergio Perez Podium - Which drivers will finish the Grand Prix in the top three positions AFTER MAX VERSTAPPEN IS REMOVED FROM THE RESULTS? 1. Perez 2. Leclerc 3. Sainz Random Driver - Predict the finishing position of this week's random driver, Lando Norris. 4th Bonus Question - Which driver will be the biggest UNDER-performer this weekend? (This will be judged by the driver who finishes the race below their championship position by the most places). Fernando Alonso

FC Ingolstadt sack Michael Köllner, and U19 coach Sabrina Wittmann takes over as the caretaker. First woman coaching as high as 3. Liga.

Imagine getting rejected by your third choice.

Hoffenheim 1-2 Leipzig Dortmund 2-0 Augsburg Wolfsburg 2-0 Darmstadt Bremen 2-1 Gladbach Stuttgart 2-1 Bayern Köln 1-2 Freiburg Union 2-1 Bochum Frankfurt 2-2 Leverkusen (Leverkusen score the equaliser in the 98th minute) Heidenheim 3-2 Mainz

Hamburg 1-3 St Pauli Düsseldorf 3-1 Nürnberg Fürth 2-1 Braunschweig Rostock 1-1 Karlsruhe Osnabrück 1-2 Schalke Lautern 3-2 Magdeburg Hannover 1-0 Paderborn Elversberg 1-1 Hertha BSC Wehen 1-2 Kiel

Game 129: 9th minute Game 130: 14th minute