Stan

If there's one thing you do, watch Beltran's goal for Vigo against Valencia just now. Lovely hit.

It took me fucking ages earlier

Finally settled on my team

I'm fucking quality at this game

Not being funny, and perhaps it comes from a position of envy, but how do Liverpool command such big fees for fringe players?!

£15m fee agreed. As above, they're setting themselves up well for the Championship IF they get relegated.

Unbelievable miss

Watched a few mins. Looked like Newcastle vs Watford.

Surely that would be giving head?

Chelsea in action vs Servette later tonight.

all kick-offs 14.30 (BST) Friday 23rd August, 2024 Borussia Monchengladbach vs Bayer Leverkusen, 19.30 Saturday 24th August, 2024 Augsburg vs Werder Bremen Freiburg vs Stuttgart Hoffenheim vs Holstein Kiel Mainz vs Union Berlin RB Leipzig vs VfL Bochum Borussia Dortmund vs Eintracht Frankfurt, 17.30 Sunday 25th August, 2024 Wolfsburg vs Bayern Munich St Pauli vs Heidenheim, 16.30

all kick-offs BST Friday 23rd August, 2024 Celta Vigo vs Valencia, 18.00 Sevilla vs Villarreal, 20.30 Saturday 24th August, 2024 Osasuna vs Mallorca, 16.00 Barcelona vs Athletic Club, 18.00 Espanyol vs Real Sociedad, 20.30 Getafe vs Rayo Vallecano, 20.30 Sunday 25th August, 2024 Real Madrid vs Rayo Valladoli, 16.00 Leganes vs Las Palmas, 18.00 Deportivo Alaves vs Real Betis, 18.15 Atletico Madrid vs Girona, 20.30

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4gv5r7edjvo

all kick-offs 15.00 (BST) unless stated Saturday 24th August, 2024 Brighton vs Man Utd, 12.30 (live on TNT) Crystal Palace vs West Ham Fulham vs Leicester Man City vs Ipswich Southampton vs Nottm Forest Spurs vs Everton Aston Villa vs Arsenal, 17.30 (live on Sky) Sunday 25th August, 2024 Bournemouth vs Newcastle, 14.00 (live on Sky) Wolves vs Chelsea, 14.00 Liverpool vs Brentford, 16.30 (live on Sky)

Pole Position - Which driver will post the fastest lap in Q3? Verstappen Podium - Which drivers will finish the Grand Prix in the top three positions? 1. Verstappen 2. Norris 3. Hamilton Random Driver - Predict the finishing position of this week's random driver, Valtteri Bottas. 16th Bonus Question - The end of the summer break gives many drivers the chance of a fresh start. Name one driver whose finishing position in the race will be higher than their current standing in the Drivers' Championship. 5 points will go to any correct answer. OCON

How come you're playing on a Thursday? TV?

About time someone else was given a proper chance in goal

all kick-offs 15.00 (BST) Friday 23rd August, 2024 Sheff Weds vs Leeds, 20.00 Saturday 24th August, 2024 Bristol City vs Coventry, 12.30 Hull vs Millwall, 12.30 QPR vs Plymouth, 12.30 Blackburn vs Oxford Middlesbrough vs Portsmouth Norwich vs Sheff Utd Preston vs Luton Stoke vs West Brom Sunderland vs Burnley Watford vs Derby Sunday 25th August, 2024 Swansea vs Cardiff Saturday 24th August, 2024 Burton vs Stevenage, 12.30 Stockport vs Bristol Rovers, 12.30 Barnsley vs Northampton Cambridge vs Blackpool Charlton vs Bolton Exeter vs Peterborough Huddersfield vs Shrewsbury Leyton Orient vs Birmingham Lincoln vs Mansfield Wigan vs Crawley Wrexham vs Reading Wycombe vs Rotherham Thursday 22nd August, 2024 Notts County vs Grimsby, 20.00 Saturday 24th August, 2024 Crewe vs Swindon, 12.30 Tranmere vs Walsall, 12.30 Barrow vs Port Vale Bradford vs Bromley Cheltenham vs AFC Wimbledon Chesterfield vs Salford Colchester vs Harrogate Doncaster vs Morecambe Fleetwood vs Gillingham MK Dons vs Carlisle Newport vs Accrington

Karlsruhe 1-0 Elversberg Hannover 2-1 Hamburg Furth 3-2 Paderborn Hertha Berlin 3-0 Regensburg Munster 1-2 Lautern Koln 2-1 Braunschweig Darmstadt 2-0 Nurnberg Magdeburg 0-1 Schalke Ulm 0-3 Dusseldorf

Gladbach 2-3 Leverkusen Dortmund 3-1 Frankfurt RB Leipzig 4-0 Bochum Hoffenheim 2-1 Kiel Freiburg 1-2 Stuttgart Augsburg 1-2 Bremen Wolfsburg 0-3 Bayern Munich Mainz 1-0 Union Berlin St Pauli 2-1 Heidenheim

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Saturday Bristol City 1-2 Coventry Hibernian 1-0 Dundee Lyon 2-2 Monaco Udinese 1-2 Lazio Espanyol 0-2 Real Sociedad Sunday Montreal 2-1 New England LA Galaxy 3-2 Atlanta Magdeburg 0-2 Schalke Sparta Rotterdam 1-2 Feyenoord Swansea 2-1 Cardiff

Saturday Brighton 1-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 0-1 West Ham Fulham 3-1 Leicester Man City 4-0 Ipswich Southampton 1-1 Nottm Forest Tottenham 4-1 Everton Aston Villa 1-2 Arsenal Sunday Bournemouth 1-3 Newcastle Wolves 2-2 Chelsea Liverpool 3-0 Brentford