Devil-Dick Willie

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to embarrass McGregor

@Machado @Berserker AKA True red and True White

Luis Suarez is my secret gay crush

Did you watch the first fight? Khabib is in a different fucking stratosphere. Conor looked like a prostitute, getting paid to lay on his back and get pounded for 15 minutes

Why? And to do what? Rematches against the likes of Khabib or Diaz would see Conor lose. He won't get instant title shots either, and no way he's coming back to grind in the division again. He's done.

That's really not that wild. Nah I'm pretty boring in the bedroom. I like a bit of biting and scratching, and I'm happy to serve whatever her needs are within reason, but I've never done anything too spicy.

As expected the match ratings of all the mania matches were very low, bar the Kofi/Bryan match.

All our eggs safely in the basket

I missed the obvious balor vs lashley, so you gotta give that to me. And I fucked up Big time with the lesnar rollins and the uso match. The Usos went over as faces when they forfeited to the new day, so they were never going to lose their 'punishment' match. But I completely forgot that happened As soon as I saw Rollins lesnar was first I regretted my decision I think a lot of the match 'results' were great. So this was a very good wrestlemania. The match quality on the other hand though.... we weren't exactly served up a heap of classics, or indeed, ANY classics. Or indeed any better than bang fucking average matches. Rollins lesnar was what it had to be 2.5/5 Bryan vs Kofi was long, unmemorable and slow. The crowd were invested, so Meltzer will give it a solid score, but i'm rating pure match quality here. Bryan has become a rest hold merchant in the vein or Orton or Roode. Just not a memorable match spot, story or pace wise. 3.5/5 Balor vs Lashley had more flair, and an easy to follow tale. But very short. 3/5 Joe beat rey in under a minute. 1.5/5 Womens tag match had 2 tallentless whales and a part timer in it. It was... okay considering. 2.5/5 Smackdown tag match was one of the very few memorable ones. Everyone contributed and the cesaro swing + beats spot was fantastic. 3.5/5 Angle vs Corbin was... yeah. 2/5 Styles vs Orton was slow because Orton was in it. I almost forgot it was on the card, says it all 2.5/5 HHH vs Drax was surprisingly good. Batista loves the business and let HHH do some fucked up shit. The chain whips were horrendous. 3.5/5 Miz vs Shane had a very strange ending, but a very solid match tale and the hardcore spot a match like that needs 3.5/5 McIntyre vs Reigns was everything wrong with roman reigns and exactly why he'll be booed into oblivion once more shortly. But solid, yet again, forgettable match. 2.5/5 Womens match did not live up to the hype, botched finish and not enough use of the copious talent of Charlotte and Becky. No strong narrative either. 3/5 Last wrestlemania Asuka vs Charlotte, Miz vs Balor vs Rollins and Angle/Rousey vs HHH and steph were FAR superior to just about any match on this card.

Solid. Too much faith that they'd cool on reigns, though in the end it's him who'll pay for it.

1. That's too much. 2. Kruse, Osako, the shite yank, Pizarro, Harnik, Sargent, Bartels already... Seems excessive.

You're bad at this Fuck the preshow The revival to retain The Iiconics to win the womens belt 2 black men to win the smackdown belt HHH to win unless batista is coming back for more matches. Miz to win Rey Mysterio to win, or, if he's injured. Andrade to wrestle in his place and win I can't pick styles vs Orton. I'd say Styles though If cena does wrestle angle it certainly won't last 20 minutes and it certainly won't be enjoyable. I really want Jason Jordan to be the run in personally. McIntyre to win Lesnar to retain Kofi to win Becky to win

Eastern Europe and Russia say hi

NXT crowd are good. Sure, you might get the odd cheap 'this is awesome' chant, and honestly I wish they'd go easier on Baszler but that aside much better than most main roster crowds. Adam Cole delivered the goods big time in his match with Gargano. Could be a 5* match that one. And finally someone took the UK championship off Dunne.

Stein um Stein and Dali lama are my favourite Rammstein songs, Reise Reise is my favourite album and Mein Teil is probably my favourite single, along with Mein land and Links 234

You're a superstar!!! At the gay bar!!

Fair play to the lad, If I were Kimmich she'd have had 9 babies already or she'd have a small rod in her arm in addition to the big one up her guts.

Meh. If it's second to Rollins vs Lesnar then that's fine IMO.

Triple frontier 7/10 Strong thriller, compelling believable performances from a very strong cast. A bit by the numbers as far as plot goes but the action scenes and cinematography (and music come to think of it) are all fantastic. I think Viva is a tad harsh. If you like action thrillers this is a solid recommend.

So when ARE we getting married?

Children of Men 9/10 This movie was an instant classic, but it gets better and better the more dystopian the world becomes.

Wrestlemania card lookin like... Title matches Rollins Vs Lesnar for universal title (Rollins to win) Bryan vs Kingston for WWE Championship (could be a 4 way though, with Owens and Ali) (Kofi to win) Samoa Joe vs Rey Mysterio for the US title (again, others could be added) (Rey to win) Not too sure with the IC title. I was hoping for Balor vs Elias, but it looks like Lashley vs someone. Probably Balor (whoever isn't Lashley to win) The revival vs 2 black men for the raw tag titles. (Black and Ricochet to win) The Usos vs someone or other for the Smackdown titles. Putting the New day on the card is the obvious, but I'd like to see Sanity here. (who ever the Uso's face to win) Asuka in a triple threat vs Mandy vs Sonya for the Smackdown title. (My blonde wet dream to win) Rousey vs Becky vs Charlotte for the raw championship (Becky to win) Bayley and Banks vs the Iiconics maybe? (Iiconics to win if so) Other matches HHH vs Batista in a match between 2 80 year olds no one asked for that would have been only okay 10 years or so ago (HHH to win the egotistical prick) Angle vs probably big match John (angle to win) Miz vs Shane (Miz to win) Drew McIntyre vs Reigns (PLEASE let Drew win. Rollins will need a credible threat to feud with and this is how to put him over) Elias vs the crowd Possibly Natalia and Phoenix vs the fatties in another match we could all live without. Looks mediocre.

Same goes for that shill Rhonda Fastlane was quite entertaining though. Finally the US title getting the treatment it deserves.

You sound deluded.