Carnivore Chris

It'll be Catalunya where I will be heading next. @Stan Try Coffeeshop New Times when you go there. Their service was unreal and the hash they recommended me was nice as fuck. The Plug is also a good stop for Cali weed, which is very nice, but very expensive.

You'll have to let me know what Valencia is like mate as I've never been there.

I've been ill since I got back, well not as much now but Saturday-Monday was terrible. I came down with something the day after I got back, it was horrible . The trip itself was as brilliant as ever though and I will be back there again at some point, just not yet as it's Barcelona/Tarragona next and a week fishing down south at the end of August.

What I need right now is to lay flat on the floor on my front and have a Chinese woman walking on my back.

It's got to be said that Tarragona looks like an excellent place to mooch around for the day. I bet you'd barely spend any money either as you don't really need to.

Funnily enough, Barcelona is on a different level nowadays to Amsterdam for that

1 more day and I'm off! As soon as I'm back from there I'm going to book a Barcelona/Tarragona joint trip for June. I've found a mint hotel that is 4 stars and very cheap for what it is. It's also in a perfect location. I don't care for 4 stars and what not, but for that price it's worth it.

"Hammerhead shark surprises tourists in Cuba" Also while on the subject of Hammerhead Sharks: Class footage

What about the finest women? Probably Colombia as well? What about the English? I'd say we are some of the biggest cunts to be honest

Yeah Venezuela is the main one I'd avoid and pretty much all of Central America, other than Mexico, but even then it would only be to certain parts. Argentina is probably the most 'European-like' I'd say. I suppose most of the troubles comes from corrupt governments and Cartles. Mix those together and it's always a recipe for disaster.

It's funny you say that as I was only saying the other day how, from personal experiences, Brazilians are among the friendliest people you will come across. I suppose it's different meeting Brazilians travelling in Europe than it is when you're actually in Brazil though as that's when you will get a better idea of the people generally. But still, I honestly find it hard to imagine that they are the rudest. The rudest from personal experiences are probably the Polish. At the same time though, some of the nicest people I've met have been Polish, so I'm not one to judge a whole nation.

I don't think he's good enough now either mate, but if he'd stayed at Sevilla for a few more years, he could have been a star for Liverpool or another club. Personally I think young players are too quick to sign for bigger clubs these days and it often doesn't work out as well as it could. Then again, you do get players like Arthur, who joined Barcelona as an inexperienced Brazilian, yet you'd have thought he'd been playing at the top level for a few years with the way he has instantly settled in. The problem is, if you don't go in for them while you can then another club could muscle in and snatch them from under your nose. Personally I'd use Cucurella as back-up to Alba instead and give the lad a chance. It's too early for Juan Miranda(who has more potential than Cucurella for me), but I believe Cucurella would be decent back-up to Alba. He's still only 20 himself but the experience at Eibar will have helped him a lot.

He was class at Sevilla and looked set to become a top full back to be honest. As I said at the time though, he moved too soon. If he'd waited a few years then he'd have gotten himself a move to one of the big 3 in Spain probably, or even gone to a club in England like Liverpool but been more ready. It's very rare that young Spanish players go to England and go on to become stars if you notice. The ones who do work out are always stars before leaving Spain and Silva, Cazorla and Aguero wouldn't be what they are if they had moved to England as youngsters if you ask me. They came here ready made(while still having years ahead of them), whereas Alberto Moreno only had 1 full season at Sevilla. The one I'm surprised at not working out was Iago Aspas as he's brilliant. Strangely enough it didn't work for him at Sevilla either and it seems as though he only enjoys his football when playing for his hometown club. Either way, I can't see him playing much due to Alba.

The only downside to South America is that you'd have to be very cautious in a lot of South American countries I'd say. Saying that I don't think Uruguay or Argentina would be countries where you would feel uneasy in. I'd get by fine in those 2 I think. I find Brazil to be the most attractive, but at the same time I reckon you would have to seriously be cautious there. Colombia seems beautiful, but again, dodgy and you'd have to be cautious as fuck. I actually know a joiner who went there last year for 6 weeks. He said it was great and that he was "only" mugged once. I suppose it's all about being wise, not carrying too much money or belongings on you, etc. Even though it's not in South America(it should be), Mexico would be right up there and maybe top the list as far as Latin America countries go. If you could sit back, roll up spliffs and just sit there smoking away then the trip wouldn't actually be all that bad at all. It would pass time

Ahh so you're finally coming over to England to have a drink with me then? You see, I'm more attracted by the other side of the world, such as The Caribbean, some South American countries, Mexico, certain US states and even Canada rather than Asia, or even Australia. That said, if everything was free and you could walk into a machine which magically took you to another country within minutes, then I would be up for visiting most of the world, although that's not possible and you have to go through hours of hell on flights and burn holes in your pockets.. How much extra are you talking mate? You will have to let me know what it's like, who you fly with and what not and then I will look into it myself as that would be spot on. I'd just drink for half the flight then sleep for the other. Ferry is the best way of travel as there is shitloads to do in order to pass time. The problem is, you can't go too far in one or it'll take you all fucking year .

I seriously don't get how travellers like @nudge and @Toinho haven't been there. As I've said before, my only problem is hating actually travelling to places itself. Long flights would seriously kill me as I can barely even manage 4 hour flights. I don't have a fear of flying but it's the sheer boredom and lack of comfort for 15 hours or whatever. It would be a killer and I can feel my back aching like a cunt just by thinking about it . I think I'm going to just put up with it and go somewhere in 2020, I'm not sure where yet but probably the USA or Mexico as they'd be a good start. As for recent tips, Amsterdam again next wednesday then I was going to book Barcelona/Tarragona joint adventure for June or so, fuck it.

To be fair, if Liverpool didn't inflate the market by charging what they did for Coutinho then the transfer market wouldn't be in this mess

@Berserker How much natural beauty can 1 country have? Incredible.

I'm not sure mate, he just randomly disappeared a few months ago and hasn't been seen since.

You can't leave on us mate, as we've already lost 3 top members recently in @SirBalon, @Storts and the great @José

I will look into it mate as I'm going to need to get some changed myself due to going to Dam again in a couple of weeks. Eurochange is local so that's the main reason I use them. Where are you off to pal? Anywhere decent? I was originally planning to go to Barcelona for this trip for 3 days, but the flights and everything works out pretty shit now unless I flew from Liverpool(which is a farce to get to if getting a train, Manchester is far easier), although since this is the third time I've been to Amsterdam in the last 3.5 months, I'm going to have to head somewhere else next time definitely. I probably won't go to Amsterdam again until December now and will go somewhere else inbetween, probably somewhere in Spain but I've also been flirting with Lisbon since I've never been to Portugal and think it's a country(and City in terms of Lisbon) that would suit me. @Machado would also be up for a beer, unlike @Panna King who won't hit De Wallen with me when I'm in his city...

The shit I get recommended on youtube..

Eurochange but the rates are still shit wherever.

Not as fucked up as the ads we've started getting since @MUFC arrived..