Smiley Culture

Everton want to win cups and leagues? Don’t every team?

Anyone been to Ljubljana?

Nah, that’s acceptable. If you’re a lol after a Facebook post kind of person then you’re definitely a raging paedophile, I’m afraid.

Unpopular opinion, but John and his copy and paste posts are shite.

Watching YOU on Netflix. Very good so far. Currently six or seven deep into this and very good stuff thus far.

Martin Allen has been sacked by Chesterfield, with the Spireites in the bottom four of the National League and potentially on course for a third successive relegation.

Girlfriends grandad is pissed off two bottles of Bud and it’s not even 4pm. Merry Christmas everyone.

Can’t say that I’m a huge fan of Marco Silva, purely for his teams’ inability to defend and his inability to disable other teams’ attacking threat. I know Watford and Hull are perceived “lesser” clubs than Everton and the expectations and players at his disposal are of a lower level than those he has now at Everton but it’s becoming a habit of his sides to be conceding goals. His Hull side shipped goals, 36 in 22 games, including thirteen in his final three games. His Watford side shipped 44 in 20 Premier League games, including some hammerings. Everton have conceded 28 thus far, with eight clean sheets.

Just gave the first episode of Friday Night Dinner a go. What the fucking fuck is that all about? The Dad doesn’t understand a high five? And the neighbour? Canned it. 1/10.

That Frank is going on Monday. You’ve heard it here first. He’s a cabbage like that Dutch fella was.

And you can have a laugh there without being a dickhead. It’s popularity has led to more dickheads attending and fights and generally dickhead behaviour rising. Still, you’re nice and positive.

Some dickhead launched a pint at Michael Van Gerwen this evening. That’s why I canned it this year and didn’t bother buying tickets. Last year was full of dickheads who can’t handle a pint. No surprise it’s gone like this.

Hate snow, just a bit of a bastard isn’t it? It’s cold, you end up waddling around like you’ve shit yourself and the ice is a bastard to walk and drive on.

What career are you after now then?

Personally never a fan of the £25 bets when people were using it on stuff like Man City to win the league. Should just be purely on games through the week. And I’d rather it was kept Football only in all honesty. Could do a general one and a football one I suppose if there was demand.

WWE for grownups.

I think people need to realise that we only see small clips of “incidents” these days on social media and people jump to take a side very quickly, decrying one party. I’m not saying it’s the case here but we’ve seen a very small clip here and there could be a lot more that went on prior to this clip being recorded. The Jamie Carragher incident earlier this year summed it up. We saw a thirty second clip of Carragher losing it and spitting in the general direction. We saw a thirty second video that probably didn’t show the full incident. As I said, I’m not saying this is the case with this Syrian lad but I’m certainly not going to be jumping to pick sides just yet.

Agree that Azeem’s opinion isn’t unpopular at all. Group H in the World Cup was most Group of Death like than others.

Weirdly, Waltham Abbey are in that league. Which makes no sense as most sides are from West London.

Had a feeling they’d moved but I wasn’t completely sure. I presume that’s them for years now they’ve been kicked out of Kingsmeadow, I can’t seem them having a proper home ground again for a long time.

Are they still playing at Leatherhead?

Jamie Cureton (yeah, that one) scored his 350th career goal yesterday as he scored a hat trick for Bishop’s Stortford, the team he’s joint interim manager of, who rose to 6th in the Bostik Premier with a 4-2 win over Whitehawk.

There should be a period at the end of a domestic season that is dedicated to International Football. Take the new calendar for Internationals, it’s very stop, start. We’re in November and we’ve had three International breaks already, it just feels like the Premier League has never really got going and any momentum generated is quickly exitinguised by an International break and I say this as someone who doesn’t support a Premier League team. There’s at least one more International break due in this season, maybe two, if the Premier League started at the same time it does now and didn’t have the International breaks, it could end a few weeks earlier than it currently does and then there could be a dedicated block of International games. For example, the Nations League could be contested in May and June over a four or five week period. I think it would benefit the Premier League and probably the national team too, I think dedicated blocks like that would probably drown some of the resentment shown to the national side.

They hope to see you too.

I’m not bothered at all if some clubs go off and form a ‘European Super League’. In fact, I’d wave them off. I don’t think it would have that much of a negative effect on the rest of English Football, I’d any, either. It just seems like scaremongering in all honesty. I’d even be open to these elite five English teams and the rest going off permanently