Azeem Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 I accidentally sent porn as my whatsapp status once when i was supposed to send it to a friend
MUFC Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 I sent pictures of my dick to the wrong women.
...Dan Posted November 19, 2019 Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, MUFC said: I sent pictures of my dick to the wrong women. Is that a spelling mistake or did you accidentally send it to the wrong group of women?
Administrator Stan Posted November 19, 2019 Administrator Posted November 19, 2019 Brother's wedding on a Sunday evening, Bank Holiday weekend. Got to the venue (about 1 and a half hours from home). Realised, after the Indian wedding (approx 3pm) that I left my brother's suit for the reception back at home. Reception began at 7pm. Had to escape through traffic, go home, pick up the suit and come back to the venue in enough time for my brother to get ready. Luckily just about made it in time for him to get ready. Then downed some beers very quickly before trying to compose myself to do my best man's (oh, the irony) speech later in the night
Azeem Posted November 19, 2019 Author Posted November 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Stan said: Brother's wedding on a Sunday evening, Bank Holiday weekend. Got to the venue (about 1 and a half hours from home). Realised, after the Indian wedding (approx 3pm) that I left my brother's suit for the reception back at home. Reception began at 7pm. Had to escape through traffic, go home, pick up the suit and come back to the venue in enough time for my brother to get ready. Luckily just about made it in time for him to get ready. Then downed some beers very quickly before trying to compose myself to do my best man's (oh, the irony) speech later in the night Classic weeding screw up
Toinho Posted November 22, 2019 Posted November 22, 2019 On 19/11/2019 at 22:47, Stick With Azeem said: Classic weeding screw up I don’t wear a suit while weeding.
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