Danny

David Higgins soul exited his body in that press conference when Hearn brought up all the shit he's said about Joshua Bet he couldn't shit himself any quicker with diarrhea

I get your point but animal cruelty is hardly a luxury.

I do like the idea of eating less meat, it's in every dinner I have. And eating less meats full of steroids and whatever else. But I'm yet to change the habit

I'm the king of cancer mate doesn't matter. Plus factor 40 and I'm sorted, waters still fairly cold in NSW so it makes a nice change to the heat

Weekend at the beach what's not to love?

A 5 day, 40 degree heatwave is due in on Thursday. Get in, my fucking belly.

Buy a bagel or something

As an emergency? It's quicker to go to the shop than wait for it to defrost

Who is freezing bread?? No need for that

What do you do exactly mate? Is it a call centre?

Did not think you were younger than me @Spike, had you down in your 30s

I was referring to post Mourinho times

Everyone's favourite Chelsea side over the last decade or so? I generally find Chelsea to be boring to watch but I did like watching that Malouda/Drogba/Anelka front 3 with Lampard in there too. That goal against Bolton was one of the best Chelsea have scored

Alcohol might be expensive but when you make a grand a week it barely makes a dent

I'm sure they'll sack Zidane and turn a mediocre season into a good one by winning the Champions League again

You could probably give Saints a bit more time in that respect, if they bring in two goal scorers then it'll allow others to flourish a bit.

Quality seems to have improved since I last saw Sydney. Bet those Phoenix fans have a laugh in that empty stadium...still it's better than most Aussie clubs fans who think they're European ultras, Sydneys "ultras" was one of the most horrific things I've seen

Good managerial choices, good finishes in the league, smart in the transfer market.

Interesting to see what's happened at Southampton as they were the new Swansea.

Exactly the slang a diehard United fan like yourself would use

Look at Danny Simpson, beaten his girlfriend up before and he was off winning the league with Leicester. Be interesting to see if they do fire him, personally I wouldn't want a wife beater representing my club.

Away from the most boring transfer story of the year, Chamberlain seems to be settling in well. I don't know if I was just being ignorant or he never got a chance at Arsenal, but the one thing I've been impressed with so far at Liverpool is his ability to press and win the ball high up the pitch. A midfielder who fits the mould of a Klopp team.

Happy belated birthdays @Stan and @Bluewolf. Most importantly, happy belated birthday to the man who's his own dad, the big guy in the sky, Jesus bloody Christ.

Potentially in Feb

May even be in western Australia soon...