Danny

What my ability to be funny or my spelling of the country Panama?

Ha no evidence will be left. None of that stuff though, I'm not your age

Just booked a day off on the 25th which is a Monday so I can watch England vs Pananama at the pub at midnight. Don't trust myself to not get pissed and come home at 6am before going to work Coincidentally it's the day I do my stand up comedy gig at an actual comedy club on an actual stage in front of actual people, so I'll have the day to obsess and shit myself over it.

I didn't watch the game so can't tell you but it became apparent pretty quickly after a little search online...

You could donate anything you wanted online. What an uproar over nothing.

There'll be a reason they're asking for £20 Billy Bragg. They're raising money for charity, asking for money, not forcing someone on minimum wage to give their money over.

Yeah fuck off Soccer AID, raising money for charity, bet none of them ever give their money away ever because they're rich.

He did suffer the trauma of being in Scotland

Generic southern accent that could be heard from London to Plymouth. Other than him not being able to pronounce his r's properly, he probably sounds like @Stan as I'd guess Stan has a fairly generic southern accent

TBH I never thought I'd look at a map with Mackay on it and get nostalgic

Didn't you grow up in Brisvegas? Not trying to notnyour up bringing haha

The MCG is such a beautiful stadium, been there on a tour but seeing it nearly full for the Origin game makes me wish I was still in Oz! A young and exuberant NSW team with the win last night, after my time spent living in Queensland I follow them for this and I think my timeline will be full of a lot of angry farmers

There's a place in Auckland called Burger Burger and it is by god the greatest burger I've ever had.

Yeah I saw it on Twitter, mental really, had that screamer against Arsenal that was one of those classic games.

Rugby League > Cricket Cricket > Union

Been mentioned on Talksport. I reckon he'd be a good fit for Serie A and could probably prolong his career a bit.

This isn't the try and make everyone cry topic nudge

Cat fucker

I'm just gunna say cats deserve to be thrown into the sea

Don't be daft

Your parting words were along the lines of "ah fuck man"

When you got in the taxi? I shared my saliva with you man how can you forget? It was a special moment for me

Not even when I simba'd you?

The main man behind the entire referendum peddles that shite, if you really believe that most of that vote wasn't swayed by an anti-immigration and anti-Muslim agenda then more fool you. The average voter wasn't thinking about the politics in Brussels, the average voter couldn't even give you a law that they wanted control back of. It was "we give the EU this, let's give it to the NHS" (which has been hilariously backpeddled), "Turkey will join the EU and flood Europe with Muslims and terrorists", "we don't have control over our borders" (we do). I know the remain campaign fearmongered also as I am still waiting for the end of civilisation as we know, but there was very little reasoning in that referendum and it was entirely down to playing on people's emotions regarding immigration, Islam and general pro-nationalist agendas. You've only got to go back to Farage getting the push for the referendum on the debate in which he falsely claimed that foreign AIDS sufferers were health tourists. That essentially summed the whole thing up.

And he didn't announce it on here... I've got a couple of testicle based jokes in there in fairness