Azeem

That's sledging of the new era

Tim Paine to Murli Vijay ' I know he is your captain but you can't seriously like him as a bloke '

Whu ?

@Danny

My predictions for the upcoming series against South Africa. We lose the Tests 3-0 We lose the ODIs 3-2 We win the T20s 3-0

Today i went to a very fancy coffee shop and asked the lady on the counter that is there any place where i can get Tea nearby.

All over social media here 5D effects for burning debates

I thought about opening a Thread ' Yeeeaaaah Science ! ' But this is good

Night in the Woods

I hope Vietnam loses, i lost a General Knowledge competition in uni because of them in the final, question was which country is called the land of white elephants i said Vietnam thinking they meant metaphorically but turns out it was literally and it was Thailand that point cost me in the end

Don't let these Kewis win !

When you see your country getting ripped apart by international bullies than this seems so little.

Hence Proved Maradona > Messi

Can't people PM each other first on twitter before making their issues public ?

Usain Bolt of shagging ?

This guy is dubbed as Usain Bolt of piano. He has the record for most piano key strokes in a minute.

Did you know @Stan is related to Gandhi ? What he never told ? Neither did Gandhi.

@nudge A know it all

Define my life in a picture.

@Cicero You laughed at that ?

What did the Buffalo said to his son while dropping him off at the school ? Bison

What did the vegetables said at the dance party ? Lettuce Turnip the Beet

41-year-old US woman marries 21-year-old Pakistani student Maria Helena Abrams, 41, married 21-year-old Kashif Ali in a private ceremony in Sialkot,Pakistan on Thursday night. She is a reiki master, driver and studying to become a dog trainer. The two met on Instagram a year back and hit it off instantly. “I am very happy today,” she said after her wedding. “Kashif Ali is wonderful. I love him and he makes me happy.” The pair hasn’t decided where they will live after marriage. “It doesn't matter where we live. As long we are together,” Maria said. The nibba gets visa within a year, travels to US, get green card/marries another chick, ditches this old lady.

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