Bluewolf

So the French blockade the port and we send 2 navy ships to patrol and France send one of theirs to 'patrol' If they 'taunt us for a second time' I think we should just open fire and declare war on them...

Burning stuff is a bit of a speciality of mine... nothing planned mind, it just kind of happens and then everything is left a smoking ruin

Just burn everything....

Proper shit now... wind blowing everything over and the rain is that nasty cold sleet stuff... Typical, just as I start my holiday and have a skip due to clear the garden I get this.. not a good start

What's the point... might as well not bother Boris Johnson has sparked fury by rejecting a sleaze watchdog’s call for his new independent ethics adviser to be given the power to launch investigations into ministerial wrongdoing. And the prime minister indicated that ministers who breach their code of conduct will no longer automatically face the sack – a practice he condemned as “disproportionate”. New terms of reference for the post of independent adviser, published as the Queen’s former private secretary Lord Geidt was appointed to the role, made clear that he will for the first time be able to bring concerns about a minister’s behaviour to the PM’s attention. But – contrary to a recommendation from the Committee on Standards in Public Life – Mr Johnson will hold on to the power to decide whether an inquiry should be launched. And he will remain the final judge and jury on whether a minister is guilty of wrongdoing and what punishment should be handed out. Fury as Boris Johnson denies adviser power to launch sleaze inquiries (msn.com)

A man under pressure...

Johnson was looking very rattled today when under pressure about Tory sleaze... As someone put it he had a Kevin Keegan moment...

Quality film that....

A harmless prank - 9GAG

I watched a film called 'Love & Monsters' last night on Netflix.. When the earth blows up an inbound Asteroid with nuclear weapons the fallout causes insect life to turn big and ugly and wipes out most of humanity so small groups are in hiding across the planet and when this one bloke decides to make the 80 odd mile journey to another colony to find his lost love the path is littered with danger... Some pretty good creature effects it has to be said, no low budget rubbish on offer here... worth a watch if you like that sort of thing... 7/10 for me...

Been a lot of debate around this and alternative options were suggested and this comes at a time that the Japanese Fishing Industry is already being hit because of pollution and now they think this is a smart idea.. We are totally fucking up this planet..

Is this not a slave being beaten for working too slowly or is it some kinky Egyptian threesome???

That's like a scene from Benny Hill... just needs the music..

Really?? Confused, eh? - 9GAG

Ours was gone by the afternoon.......... then we had sunshine

Just started watching 'Titans' tonight... Much better and darker than I thought it might be...

Also Happy Belated Birthday to @Tommy

It's snowing...

How many chapters does it have then???

Your face John... You look like the wife is downstairs unexpectedly back early from her shopping trip and you have accidently pressed volume 'UP' instead of volume DOWN on the Porn Hub video you were watching....

I am never getting vaccinated at this rate.... how much longer do I have to wait??

How funny is this.... A couple in South Korea accidently damaged some art ( we will call it art for the sake of argument ) when they thought the paint and brushes that were near the display were left so you could have a go yourself... Apparently this mess is supposed to be worth $500,000 I will pay £50 for anyone that can point out where on the painting they ruined it.. What I know now is that my Grandaughter is going to be worth millions if this passes as art...

A long time ago back in the dark ages of dating when I was young carefree and reckless, we used to have this game we played when we were out anywhere really busy, I would take one side of the road and my mate would take the other and we just used to walk up to girls we liked the look of and ask them out and try and get some phone numbers.. didn't matter if most of them said no ( or ran away screaming in my mates case ) because those that fell for our charm and humour would all be girls we picked... good fun back then..