Bluewolf

Being a bit old school I wouldn't use dating aps for meeting people I just prefer the old fashioned meet in person at a bar/club etc but I appreciate it's a changing landscape for younger people these days... I wouldn't read too much into it @Gunnersauraus, just move on and see if you can find someone else...

Never try and tell us dads that it's just the taking part that's important..... Win at all costs, bonus points for the guy dragging his kid - 9GAG

Agree with Whiskey on this one @Mpache Take a break for a bit.. Sticking with it trying to fight your corner is just going to leave you feeling more frustrated and that can't be doing you any favours.. Just take a bit of a time out

He has had that since he went in the army.... He used it to dig out over 5 miles of trenches in France alone during the first world war... The imperial war museum has him down as killing 3 people with it when his gun once ran out of bullets..

I remember being out one afternoon walking the dog with the kids and my daughter was bigging me up about how fast I could run to her boyfriend and he started laughing when she suggested I could beat him easy.... so on the way back there is a huge stretch of open ground with one of them big electric pylons at the end so I told him I would race him to it.. We both set off and at first I was ahead because I obviously surprised him then we were neck and neck for a bit then just hitting the last leg and like you a total bottom half collapse... went down like a bag of coal being thrown from a truck .. totally ruined my shirt.... anyway being the sympathetic lot my kids are they all burst out laughing.. I told him I only lost because I must have slipped on dogshit or something.. Sad times...

Young spring chicken me mate...

Was it in the box??? bet you took a dive..

Well I plan to take when they finally get round to me...

I don't think I have seen anyone crap themselves as much as this bloke.... But then you take silly chances.... Just wanted a little taste - 9GAG

I have to wait until they do the 30 - 40 age range before I get mine.... hopefully they have ironed out the bugs by then

Bit annoying when you don't hear anything back... Could just be with Covid and people working from home that there is a delay in getting back to you especially as it's the weekend.. This working from home is a nightmare for us still coming in everyday... no bugger ever picks up and when you do e-mail them it takes an age for them to get back to you.. too busy watching Netflix probably

It wasn't Ross was it???

The bloke must have been on crack... Only the captain of the Titanic as had a worse day at sea than this bloke...

What bothers me most about all this money being spent is that nobody seems to care enough to hold anybody to any meaningful account over it?? You get stuff like this being leaked then there is a bit of outrage then when questions are asked but not answered then everything goes quiet until the next thing pops up.. Like where the funding for this house makeover came from for Johnsons girlfriend?? It seems to me as though they get bolder and bolder every day... It used to be a lot sneakier but now it's happening on such a regular basis with nobody controlling it it's like they are just doing what they please when they please... so the rabble make a bit of fuss, ignore them for long enough and they will soon get bored.. It's saddening that this sort of thing and obviously far worse things are being allowed to go unchallenged..

A shop that sells cheap clothes etc...

Superb artwork...

Good luck mate... hope all goes well

Rumour has it that Bruce is just pushing his luck as much as possible to try and get the sack??

Yellow balloon you say...

All depends on what floats your boat... with a series unless it's a one off can tend to become a bit samey so it's hard to keep the motivation to keep watching... What I liked about 28 days Later was that it took the traditional lumbering zombie ( where you had enough time to have a picnic before they reached you ) to the ( Can't even stop for a piss, run for your life ) type zombies on steroids... did make them a bit more frightening..

Well you have '28 Weeks Later' The follow up to 28 days, Then 'Dawn of the Dead' ( 2004 ) & 'Land of the Dead' ( 2005 ) but would recommend seeing the original 'Day of the Dead' ( 1985 ) & 'Dawn of the Dead' ( 1979 ) Then you have 'World War Z' (2013 ) with Brad Pitt for more of the crazy fast zombies.. If you like a bit of humour then go with 'Shaun of The Dead' and 'Zombieland' & 'Zombieland Double Tap' And if you wanted to see some old fashioned over the top aussie zombies then I would suggest 'Braindead' ( 1992 ) but expect maximum silliness... Also nearly forgot to mention 'Train to Busan' ( 2016 ) pretty good film from South Korea also a good zombie series for me was 'Kingdom' on Netflix and of course the classic 'Walking Dead' series.. Plenty in between as well...

How many have you seen so far???