Bluewolf

Just curious what type of 'Night Work' you do that you can do from home???

See Mendy has returned to Chelsea after picking up a thigh injury while training with Senegal... let's hope it's not too bad

Not seen it yet, will watch it later along with the Boy's new episode...

I see Trumps trying to weasel his way out of the next debate...

Nice.. bet you are relieved

Yea, don't get me wrong I wouldn't expect people to wear them every single time they go out but when gathering together in a big group you might think people would exercise a little caution..

Every dad has had this conversation at some point with his daughter... A classic case of the immovable object meeting the unstoppable force.. https://9gag.com/gag/an4d9jb Please note that it's been my experience of this over the years where the immovable object in question ( The Dad ) gets totally bypassed at some point through devious means until you are just reduced to making the new boyfriend feel really uncomfortable around you...

I don't know about where you are living but mask wearing is so hit and miss round here now, It has actually gone backwards and less people are wearing them than they were a month ago except in shops where they won't get served unless they do obviously.. Just seen untold mums picking their kids up from school and did not see any of them wearing a mask, not one! Would have thought they would as they are all gathered together outside chatting waiting for the kids..

Unlucky mate... keep at it I am sure things will come good for you..

I tried to make it interesting so glad you enjoyed it.. I mean it's an audit after all and although I think maybe there could have been the odd explosion or juicy murder in there I didn't think that would have sounded very realistic... I might try and include a fight sequence in the next one we have to spice things up a bit because in all honesty audits are as much fun as trying to shove a cactus up my bum...

Will you be going on a tour of your neighbourhood in the car if you get the all clear???

Audit over... 3 days and only 2 minors picked up which gave us an AA rating... it would have been AA+ but it was announced due to Covid.. Damn fine result... Despatch got a pass with distinction due to the fact I took the whole thing seriously and didn't crack any jokes...

Trying to crack a funny in the middle of our company's single most important audit of the year would not be top of my 'to do' list mate..

If they paid me the overtime I would.... Our engineers take forever to get anything done.. It's taken them 3 months just to replace a damaged safety mirror outside

Funny you say that... She was with us today and our outer loading bay door is slightly off kilter and it does not close tightly enough at the bottom and there is a small gap on the right hand side of it where the light was coming through and she picked up on that... But we got a pass on that so whoever the culprit is it's not us... Hope I made that sound exciting....

Day two of the Audit and we have picked up 1 minor non conformance so far across the business... Paperwork and Traceability tomorrow... so far so good

Just started watching Misfits... I know it's a bit old but I am running out of stuff to watch but was laughing my arse off in the second episode when he is shagging that girl on the bed...

Where did you see this mate?? sounds good

There's a sucker born every minute...

I do love a good workplace gag... especially on the newbies... https://9gag.com/gag/aNg37Gr

Day 1 of our 3 day BRC Audit this week.... Everyone flapping around as usual while we just chilled out in Despatch...

What a despicable little cunt...

@nudge Thinking about it can you move this over to the comic books and graphic novels thread please...

Quality... thanks for that, thought it was a bit later this month