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True but try not frame your posts like Jamie Redknapp

I don't believe he has ever been prolific in his career. Hardly surprising, especially when considering half of those goals came from wild FKs.

Spent a month away pondering that one, eh?

Is that the latest kidney stone you'ce passed, mate?

Did you hear that when you were in Japan? I hear they have advanced tech that wouod know that sort of stuff.

Nah for you to die

I want that as well

My bold prediction of that year (that no-one backed me up on at Talk Chelsea) was that Mata would eclipse 20 goals and 20 assists over the season. He bloody did. He didn't quite get 30 assists though. I think he will always be loved by those that watched him at Chelsea, more so than many players that spent longer at the club.

With Water, not with milk; it is a humiliation.

Show some fucking respect or I'll gouge your eyes.

Sick as a dogfor days... only getting worse. Hope they send me home from work.

Mourinho embarasses himself once again. The hypocritical one demands respect by showing none himself. I cannot stand him these days.

I like how in all the ridiculousness of that picture I posted, you're fixated on the most banal aspect.

He wears his players out with his high-intensity style.

@Teso dos Bichos you live in England? Had me stitches, mate.

They are sports jerseys. They aren't meant for everyday wear.

One thing American sports get right.

@SirBalon now that is a jersey. Timeless in design, no intrusive sponsors, and above all simple and iconic. It will never happen but it’d be nice to see the same thing for other clubs, Real’s clean white kit, Atletico’s mattress, Best’s United, the clean stripes of AC and Inter, and so forth. I do remember that United jersey from about a decade ago but if I recall correctly it was very rugby-polo esque. Must have been the style of the 50s

Visit me, you Canadian fuck.

I'd take Theo and Ceballos tbqh fam

I don't particularly like it but Bale isn't a bad player by any stretch of the imagination. It is a trade off between nuance and brute force though.

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This is why players should never be bought off the back of a international tournament.