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If you imagine Trump without charisma and even worse policies you have de Santis

Kinky Boots - The Full Monty but boots instead of ugly Yorkshiremen.

I wouldn’t wear the often enough for the wash to take it off. Hopefully they don’t leave a nasty residue/coloured patch, for you mate.

That’s a pretty cool book, especially that you got it for the 200th year of his life. I didn’t know anything about Burns till a few years back, he seems like the Scottish equivalent of Banjo Patterson. I just wish Banjo did an ode to lamingtons! My mother used to read me Patterson’s poems to me when I was very young, she had won the collected poems in a highschool competition.

I’d pay an extra $10 for sponsor less but don’t tell them that

To enter you just have to quote one line of Rabbie Burns great chieften o the puddin race aboon them ye take yer place!

The entry way to the haggisdimension

What is the official bullshit they are feeding the fans? A £7 pint to go with £5 beans on toast, it is just normal inflation…

It was bloody colder in Leeds than it was in Edinburgh. I asked some geezer ‘why is this bloody place so fucking hot and cold at the same time?’ Sweating and shivering at the same time when I was in Dunbar

My diet this last week has been the diet of a British northerner circa 1970. It’s bloody great.

Perfect conditions for England and they barely took the win.

Standards and regulations are enforced mate, did you not read the story? He just ignored them!

You should see his smug fucken expression on the match day programme

https://nypost.com/2023/06/21/oceangate-ceo-stockton-rush-once-complained-of-industrys-obscenely-safe-regulations/amp/ he literally admitted to avoiding regulations, international industry literally criticised his practice of using loopholes and not following regulation and safety standards.

*Arsehole …asshole.

I’m an alcoholic

My mate that uses a kangaroo to swim from Sydney harbour to Manley beaches says he has to hop over a lot of red tape to get into the water.

Who needs a bloody SUV in London!? You could probably go your whole life without a car. Not that it’s the point but I’m sure whatever reason the driver was on the road was some bullshit. How can someone fuck up that exceptionally?

Fuck it must be great to be that stupid.

Ta you’re a sweetheart

Smudge and Carey took the brunt of the boos but Boland took most of the heckling. The crowd was passive to begin with but very drunk as the day progressed. Had a few silent MCC types around but a lot of characters too. Great march, great day, great time. Full of stories today.

Scot Boland is the new Mitchell Johnson for the English faithful. I was set next to the Aussie pavilion and the Yorkshire boys were viscous on Boland

I could have sworn it was in the profile section Sheffield blades, I was recruited

Cheers mate, wanna change it again for shits n giggs?

@Rabim very drunk, how do I change the team badge