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It’s funny till you realise he said it in a Pakistani accent. The wife/mother/kids banter is bottom shelf.

Do you ever wonder what the source of these gifs are

Can I see you on the inside?

Yeah let me just border hop

Funny how we always get the piss taken out of us for being 'conservative' and 'australian rednecks' (especially in the papers) but here we are with two Labor states and no delta strain. Meanwhile, Devil Dick Willie is probably dead right now. I think Anastacia would be open to a having an open border with WA but I don't think McGowan would take it, WA likes the closed border too much

Yeah, 15k American, one way. Several months at least two plus. Yeah, 14 days as it stands. Just keen to see everyone again, very excited, I am very lucky I just need the flights to keep going and to get canceled. I will miss the mrs but she has had me to herself long enough. Shame that WA is closed, wouod love a weekend in Perth

I am going home for Christmas! It is a good thing airlines still accept milage points, a $15,000 ticket for $66 ain’t bad!

‘BBQ’ is just ignorant stereotyping, can’t put that in the same sentence as the sadists that were at Chelsea in the 90s.

Stan is fearful of the the PAKISTANI DONG

I could probably bribe a guard to get into Pakistan, can't do that in Australia.

https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoAustralian

One month.

It will be when I'm through with you.

So the English cricket team is moaning and whinging about quarantining upon entry to Australia for The Ashes. I have Australian citizenship and a passport and I have to quarantine so why should they get an exception when they lack those two certificates? That is an insult towards me, and it essentially renders my citizenship worthless. The English team an square up and lick my taint to my arsehole if they think they are exempt. If they refuse to play in Australia they should forfeit the series and the victory given to Australia. Andrew Strauss is moaning that they players should be able to bring their families. FUCK OFF, I can't even bring my fucking wife to Australia, so why are non-citizens getting preferential treatment? I'm so furious.

All teams are like that though. It's not like Australia have a consistent selection across all formats.

India should have thought of that before they decided to be a democratic state instead of a one-party efficient totalitarian money machine like China.

Dammit man I can speak German not read it.

Dyslexia is a learning disability, I think you mean illiterate, mate!

James is a prick and Everton fans shouldn’t have to suffer the indignity of a player that thinks he is better than 120+ years old club

Perpetual war economy. That is probably how the intervening countries see it.I sincerely doubt they want an end to conflict, when they can milk war profits.

I see. It's just a continual civil war then, this is just another ebb in the tide.

What is their popular support? Do Afghanis want the Taliban?

Hmm, Newcastle player from the Central Coast. I give him a year before he is done for glassing someone at the Queen’s Wharf Hotel

@Happy Blue aren't you a Canterbury fan?

@Devil-Dick Willie what happened to the milk this season? Also a good family friend is a diehard Tigers supporter and I always make sure to read his comments on the team at the start of the season. Him overrating bit part players, commenting on what players are in the wrong position, etc. Then he will make a bold 'top eight easily' and then after the first week all he does is complain how bad the team is. It's so good.