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@Tommy What? It said spot the difference. It's all I could think of .

The older guy is a perv?

Bordalas is signed through 2023 so I don't see him leaving. I agree the football is turgid.

I doubt Kruse trains very hard hard for any coach honestly.

Very disappointing performance by Valencia at the weekend. I'm not sure if they were zapped from the cup final against Betis but they limped through the derby against bottom side Levante. I couldn't figure out what got Gaya sent off as they never showed a decent replay of the collision. I'd go all in to sign Hugo Duro permanently. He seems like the only real threat up top that is a legitimate striker and has proven he can score the big goals.

I seem to recall hearing that he was going to Benfica not long after I posted that. I'm surprised because that feels like a sideways move. Also, the latest talk on Adi Hütter seems to be that he will get at least another year in Gladbach. I would've thought Wolfsburg or Hertha, maybe even Schalke if they were promoted would have been options.

What I'll say is that Hicken's work is fantastic. Take Us Home was a brilliant piece of work that not only pulled from Leeds the club but also Leeds the community. It's not surprising that Windhorst has vetoed the work. He's come off like a right prick in the media so why would the documentary show anything different. Shame that the work will likely never see the light of day.

So we're in agreement then.

All that talk about him going to Newcastle . Was never going to happen. He bleeds Bayern.

Watching Valencia regularly this season and they have become a total hoofball team under Bordalas. No surprise I guess considering his tactics at Getafe, but wow. There is some real talent in that squad and it's being wasted. They had a 6-match unbeaten run snapped this past weekend but that's not saying much... I think it was 2 wins and 4 draws. Their tactics are reduced to getting the ball to Guedes or Soler and hoping for a penalty. There are no center forwards of any consequence to even hoof it to. I doubt Guedes will be there next season... to much class to play in that style.

So which is it? A plague or a cancerous ulcer?

Come on over to BVB, our standards are much lower.

A Villareal kit would have been fitting for a true gloryhunter

This is why Tommy swears off of Kölsch. Nothing but trouble there.

Seriously? I assumed that you were younger. Don't have a good reason why just got a mental picture in my head I guess. Happy Birthday bud.

How old?

I was listening to the Gegenpress podcast yesterday and they were talking about Gravenberch. Sounds like he would be a backup #6 since Tolisso is leaving. They don't see him as a starter just yet. Edited to say that BVB were after Mazraoui but he seems to want Bayern.

This clip is the short answer to the question, "Why are Cottbus, a historically large club in Germany, in the 4th tier?"

Your mere presence here right now has inspired me.

You might call this a farmer's forum over here.

It has been quite dead over here. I've had to start posting in the Premier League section of the forum .