DeadLinesman

Not even an England ‘fan’ so to speak, but this has become the biggest fallacy in world football along with Pogba being world class. The “it’s coming home” chants have 99.9% been self depreciating tongue in cheek since around 2002. It’s probably sung more by England fans since it seems to boil everybody’s piss for absolutely no reason. It’s literally an unofficial anthem and that’s it.

He learnt to support the shit United. He’ll learn the hard was with this as well.

What in the name of fuckery.

Great start by the Vikings 17-0 up at half time against the Packers. Early Games:

I’m bald. But I’m not that bald. @MUFC

Julia and Bonnie in the Bahamas…….

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I can go to PornHub for that.

AJ ruined that whole thing at the end. Embarrassing. As for Fury calling it the worst fight ever, he mustn't have watched back some of his over the years against absolute nobodies. Usyk just doesn’t have heavyweight power. The whole division is a farce at the minute. Nobody seems to have the combination of brains and the raw power to pull it off.

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God I hope this Jim Ratcliffe stuff is true.

How many managers have these cunts thrown under a bus? But yeah, nobody can manage their ‘skill set’. The only skill they have is managing to act like professional footballers whilst being utterly fucking wank.

We’ve pulled the Rabiot deal. His mum was demanding 375k a week on parity with De Gea ffs. Get in the sea you silly old cunt.

Any player that passes though PSG becomes a wage issue to any side.

A goal for each of them.

Moyes 90% at fault. He wiped out pretty much all the back too staff and alienated players from the off. LVG 60-40. The football was dire but he was picking up the pieces from Moyes’ disastrous spell. Mourinho 50-50. Again, alienated half the squad and never took personal responsibility for anything. Ole 50-50. Never backed with signings he actually needed. Spending money is one thing, spending it right is another. Zero tactical awareness though.

Don’t give up mate, that’s the biggest thing. And talking about it really does help. At the end of the day, we kind of ARE like a family here. Probably spend more time with you cunts than anyone else, so really don’t want to see anyone in this position. If it helps, I’ve got a Mrs that is going through something similar right now and as much as I’m trying to hold it together, I’m the bread winner with a full time job, 3 kids, 2 sets of chicken pox, 2 stomach bugs and a wife that’s pretty much useless at the moment due to her mental health. It’s absolutely suffocating, but being on here is the escape from the reality. The next step is what happens one you put the technology down and step back into the ‘real world’. I would definitely suggest getting back on some form of medication alongside therapy. You only need the medication to take the edge off. Being a zombie was definitely wrong and not the way forward. Secondly, family. Don’t think of this as blood only. Do you have any good mates socially that you’re close with? Any footy/hockey/sports you do that can take your mind of things? Anything to take the edge off that feeling that you’re alone in the world. Honestly, we’re all open as staff to a DM if you need a chat. But more than just staff, as an ‘internet mate’, I’m here for you as well. We’ve all got our own shit going on, but it should never get to the point where we’re coasting through life not feeling anything. I genuinely think Covid and the situations we’ve faced as a society has changed us as a species, and not for the better unfortunately. The world seems to be going tits up and subconsciously, I think it’s getting to all of us no matter what country/continent we live in/on. Head up chief.

This is where you’re failing to grasp the absolute shit show that is Manchester United. Moyes, Van Gaal, Mourinho and Ole weren’t backed with what they needed (different from what we spent/got). It’s not happening for Ten Hag now. Conte would have been no different. He’d have just kicked up a fuss and left.

As much as I agree we’re shite, we had more shots than Brighton and more of them on target. So if Brighton should have had 4-5, then United should have had 5-6? If Rashford knew how to finish and Bruno hadn’t blasted over from 6 yards out, different game. Woulda, coulda shoulda for both teams.

This makes zero sense. Conte would be working at United under Glazer ownership. Spurs already had a better team than United when he joined. Just how exactly was Conte going to do anything at United without the players he can utilise at Spurs? Conte WAS wrong for United at the time. He’d have lasted 6 months tops. Hell, he was halfway through the door at Spurs with a decent enough team at one point.

Not saying I wouldn’t take it. Just can’t see it unfortunately.

If this isn’t the sign that FDJ isn’t coming, I don’t know what is.

Just fold the fucking club. Panic button well and truly pressed.

Thank god if true.