DeadLinesman

Whilst I’m always open to ridiculing the current state of the club, here are 2 Sunderland fans discussing United apparently not being bigger than Sunderland before the Premier League began

I’m pretty certain they were all there mate. Barricade behind doors in chambers protected by secret service agents at the door. The fact they shot dead a civilian attempting to enter the room pretty much tells you all you need to know. The threat was extremely real.

Nah, the last Derby. One in particular when one lad was getting all sorts of racist shit thrown at him by blues. My mate has a ST and said there were pockets of violence/fights across the park and going back down past the Arkles.

Some of the videos coming out of Stanley park post match were a bit hectic.

The kingdom of god has more than enough room. Checkmate disbelievers!

It’s the only option when you’re unable to put your toad in the hole.

If I saw arseholes like that at work, I’d be pulling double overtime.

Literally type her name in. A million NSFW tags show up and it’s there for all to see.

Nipped onto Reddit, saw her butthole within 20 seconds. 9/10. Would visit again.

Always love a good ‘my sources’

I don’t think you can blame an analyst for Moyes, Van Gaal, Mourinho et al. They pass on info, but playing styles, personnel brought in etc has nothing to do with them. If the players are lazy, overpaid and have zero desire, there’s nothing you can do. We need at least 10 outs and ins. Young, hungry players. Not TOP NAMES, a decent scouting system picking up the next Andy Robertson, not the next Wan Bissaka. Dea Gea - Run down contract, look to replace Henderson - sell/loan Heaton - Backup Dalot - Backup AWB - Sell/Loan Shaw - Backup Maguire - Last chance, sell Varane - Last chance, sell Lindelof - Sell Tuanzabe - Sell Mengi - Keep/Loan Williams - Backup/Loan Pogba - Eat a bag of dicks Lingard - Eat a bag of dicks Mata - Release Periera - Sell Amad - Keep Fred - Keep Bruno - Keep Pellistri - Loan VDB - One year, then keep/sell Garner - Squad player McTominay - Squad player Mejbri - Keep Shoretire - Loan Greenwood - PRISON Sancho - Build the team off him Elanga - Loan (genuinely not good enough) Chong - Sell Garnacho - Keep Ronaldo - Keep Rashford - Sell What a fucking mess we’re in.

Unfortunately all behind pay walls.

Brand has been with the club since 2013, brought in just after Ferguson. @Dannytheres a reason we’ve been taking the piss out of ‘airpods boy’ as our assistant for months now. We’ve literally been receiving data during the game from this guy. It’s utterly fucking bizarre. Andy Mitten has been talking about it for a fair while now on UWS podcast and the Athletic.

The more I read of Ragnick, the more I hope he’s fucked off from this director role. Apparently he’s been leaving Paul Brand (head analyst) sitting twiddling his thumbs whilst receiving info from his lieutenant who we refused to bring in a while back. Kornetka has been on the phone to Ralf during games to give him live feedback. You know, watching on the television rather than actually fucking using the man in the position in the stadium to do it. I genuinely think he’s a bit of a snake oil salesman and we’ve been utterly fucking duped. We put in charge a bloke who hadn’t managed a team for ten years in charge of a bunch of mercenaries and expected what exactly? He clearly abandoned tactics 2 games in because we clearly don’t have the personnel. Whilst I admire the approach of throwing certain players under the bus, he’s never once analysed his own short comings in the man management department. Good riddance to a truly awful experiment.

If you ever tag me on a post involving this cunt again, I will buy a plane ticket to Germany, hunt you down and burn your house to the ground.

Great news. He can be the source of all your dressing room leaks now.

Yeah, was a bit scary at first tbh. He’s the first one we’ve had to get this. Apparently they feel like they’ve got something lodged in their throat so they make the weird barking cough. Mrs wanted to phone an ambulance but A&E is 5 mins away so I just got him in the car and floored it.

That’s @MUFC mate.

3 kids mate. I’m an animal.

All good now. He was struggling to breathe for a bit and coughing sound like a dog barking. Gave him some oral steroids and sorted him right out. Got in about 2:30 this morning. I’d only got in at 10:30 from a full 11 a side game and was straight back out. Fucking knackered now

I’m sat in A&E with Dex. Croup. Nightmare.

Because we ain’t getting a striker and he’s literally our only option.

It’s our money though . We have to feed a fat American fucks family, spend money and generate a profit. You simply have to hide your fake sponsorships every year by losing some more laptops and fudging the attendance figures