DeadLinesman

@MUFC money shot x

We’ve been out of the closet for years babe x

Bigger spiders though.

Not for me

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Disappears at crucial times. Just like Higuain.

Just thought “fuck it”. Straight into Tui and booked Southern Italy for Saturday. Cannot fucking wait.

Absolutely dead

Genuinely pissed myself. Couldn’t have put it any better. I mean, the famous Wigan Rugby team didn’t travel to Rome to see the Pope and if they did, I highly doubt he told them to fuck off.

Not even an England ‘fan’ so to speak, but this has become the biggest fallacy in world football along with Pogba being world class. The “it’s coming home” chants have 99.9% been self depreciating tongue in cheek since around 2002. It’s probably sung more by England fans since it seems to boil everybody’s piss for absolutely no reason. It’s literally an unofficial anthem and that’s it.

He learnt to support the shit United. He’ll learn the hard was with this as well.

What in the name of fuckery.

Great start by the Vikings 17-0 up at half time against the Packers. Early Games:

I’m bald. But I’m not that bald. @MUFC

Julia and Bonnie in the Bahamas…….

Phwoar

I can go to PornHub for that.

AJ ruined that whole thing at the end. Embarrassing. As for Fury calling it the worst fight ever, he mustn't have watched back some of his over the years against absolute nobodies. Usyk just doesn’t have heavyweight power. The whole division is a farce at the minute. Nobody seems to have the combination of brains and the raw power to pull it off.

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Virtual Porn Networks are fantastic.

God I hope this Jim Ratcliffe stuff is true.

How many managers have these cunts thrown under a bus? But yeah, nobody can manage their ‘skill set’. The only skill they have is managing to act like professional footballers whilst being utterly fucking wank.

We’ve pulled the Rabiot deal. His mum was demanding 375k a week on parity with De Gea ffs. Get in the sea you silly old cunt.

Any player that passes though PSG becomes a wage issue to any side.

A goal for each of them.