DeadLinesman

Pole Position - Which driver will post the fastest lap in Q3? Max Verstappen Podium - Which drivers will finish the Grand Prix in the top three positions? 1. Verstappen 2. Norris 3. Hamilton Random Driver - Predict the finishing position of this week's random driver, Charles Leclerc. 4th Bonus Question - Apart from Red Bull, which team will score the most points for the Constructors Championship this weekend? Ferrari

Absolutely don’t with this club. Heart attack every fucking week.

Bit like the Bournemouth manager…..

Actually worried about Ten Hag now. Martial for Hojlund? Fucking clueless cunt.

United have conceded within 6 minutes for 6 of their last 14 goals. #mentalitymidgets

Pep hoodwinked the entire country to get the keepers to think they’re an outfield player, from 2nd all the way down to Sunday league. It’s extremely impressive. There’s probably 2-3 outside Ederson/Allison in the country good enough.

This was just given as handball……against Dalot

Ex United innit. Collect them like my mum used to collect stamps. Doesn’t matter who the manager is

If this was United, the amount of ‘refs are paid’ and conspiracy theories would be going mental. But we’re shit now so nobody cares

Anfield is really quiet for a Derby.

Pole Position - Which driver will post the fastest lap in Q3? Max Verstappen Podium - Which drivers will finish the Grand Prix in the top three positions? Verstappen Norris Russell Random Driver - Predict the finishing position of this week's random driver, Nico Hulkenberg. 14th Bonus Question - Logan Sargeant competes in his second home Grand Prix of the season this season. Will he either cause a red flag in one of the practice or qualifying sessions, or fail to finish the Sprint or the Grand Prix - Yes or No? Yes

If it means I can continue to support the club, I’ll take relegation and a reset but that will never happen.

I’m glad United won’t be owned be a sports washing state backed puppet that never actually had 2 pennies to rub together and promised the twitterati everything they wanted to gain favour. Call me cynical though.

Some people will poop 4/5 a day and it’s complete normal. You’re absolutely right about it being an anxiety thing as well. Part of your prehistoric inbuilt flight or fight. When we feel anxious, our bodies naturally try to get rid of any waste to make us lighter on our feet for a quick getaway. Biology innit.

Yes. The bloke has butter fingers. His shot stopping ability is shambolic.

I’ve never seen anyone dinked from the edge of 18 years box. He’s fucking shite. But hey, at least he can play a 5 years pass to the opposition right?

Fuck the players. Why are we protecting them over game integrity? Maybe they’ll get the message after several bans?

We’re in massive trouble. On one hand, sacking him gets us nowhere as it’s a vicious circle. On the other hand, we’re already in a vicious circle as it’s clear there’s no plan A. Utterly, utterly fucked.

Times up Erik. I’m sorry but you’ve spent half a billion on shite and can’t build a team for shit. No style, no identity, nothing. This can’t continue.

Can someone check Ayew after the game? May need some form of CAT scan as he’s falling over a lot for apparently no reason.

My boys are being taken away next Saturday

Just another week for 20Minute FC. Fucking shite.

Obviously never seen me in Speedo’s……

What will your lineup look like compared to Tuesday night?

I’ve sent mine as well? Not sure what’s happened here like.