The Ronaldo guff is hilarious. Meeting with a football agent who literally has hundreds of players on his books. He wouldn’t even fit Chelsea’s system under Tuchel and it’s calculated from the Mendes team to hurry United into player signings.
Also, I genuinely wouldn’t give a fuck if he did go. At 37, he’s got a year or two left, stops youth coming through and commands a ridiculous salary. You’d be nuts to sign him.