DeadLinesman

Ah. Those fake wages again . Funny how we don’t hear about the houses they’re all bought in the UAE or the £50mill going to his dad randomly

We had 100 people that couldn’t figure it to either lift the fan and walk towards the woman, cut the scarf, couldn’t even pull out a fucking plug from a socket or she could have walked backwards. I’m glad she died.

He picked Citeh because of financial and financial and financial reasons. Oh, and financial reasons. Stop kidding yourselves

She’ll remember the class of 2022 tbf. At least the kids won something!

Old Trafford tonight for the Final with the eldest for her first game. Absolutely loved it. Now wants a season ticket. I haven’t told her how shite the first team are yet……

He also tells people Roy Keane ended his career via a tackle on his wrong knee

Cheque Guardiola on the rise again.

It will always be funny. Just like the Manchester United team from 2013 onwards.

He left because he heard Pepsi gets bottled on a yearly basis.

Como is beautiful, you’d get round it in a day (but only the town of Como and the wharf/dock area). We spent 2 weeks at Lake Garda and that was amazing. We got the train from Garda to Venice and it was pretty easy. Shouldn’t be an issue from Milan to Como I’d have thought.

Italy is fantastic. Done pretty much every major city and the lakes. Best food in the world.

It’s a stretch, but I’m still tagging @MUFC

@MUFChas entered the chat…….

Exactly. How can a system tell you that you can’t afford a mortgage but you can pay exponentially more rent per month. It’s ridiculous.

Our broker doesn’t even consider anything above 5 years now and the equivalent isn’t below 2.95 now. We have friends paying more a month and borrowing less which is just crazy.

Just like the Favela’s.

Have you seen where you live

I got my mortgage fixed for 7 years at 1.59% back in October. Absolute fucking bargain.

And contaminated $21million worth of moon rocks as well as fucking up 30 years of research. Quite an expensive fuck

Mate, I’m talking basic housing here. It’s crazy. Average Joe was struggling already to the get on the housing ladder and now the waters are muddied by foreign investors (even at this level) who are straight out buying to rent and inflating the market with over asking price offers.

We’ve never had a specific director of football though. It’s always been muddied water since David Gill left the club as chief exec. Fergusons brother was chief scout, reporting directly to both Ferguson and Gill who then brought in the players. Once those two step down and Woodward comes in, it’s a mish mash of cultures between a chief executive looking at the financial outcome of any deal and Matt Judge having to work within that structure. It’s funny because nothing will change with these fucking parasites in charge. Murtough will essentially tow the company line, ETH will be given a limited budget to sign ‘brand’ players, not ones we actually need. Rinse repeat till United are either sold or sponsorship money starts to dwindle due to how utterly fucking shite we are.

Anywhere but Manchester United then.

Every asthmatic player will be rubbing their hands with glee at another 4 years of being picked up

If you pull a dogs legs apart, they will dislocate from the socket. That’s it. That’s literally it. You’ll fuck up the brachial nerves (exactly like you would find in a human being that has a shoulder socket dislocation), but there’s absolutely no major anatomy such as heart or lungs attached. It’s basic anatomy.

Right. You’re getting angry about stereotypical views, yet bung in a KEaNe prawn sandwich reference and again have a go about a subject you weren’t even talking about ffs. My response to your post was exactly that. Not a response to some situation you seem to be angry about in your own head. And yes, being a United fan means I have zero empathy, little experience of being mocked by the 91 other league clubs or seeing things that are blindingly obvious. Jesus fucking Christ.