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I would like to see Toto Wolff using his erect penis as a thermometer to test the track temperature.

I'd pay to see @MUFC and @Spike massage oil into Palhinha's groin, whilst @Eco makes whale noises in the corner to keep him relaxed.

I want there to suddenly be a call for it to go to VAR, and when Coote goes to the screen it's his mother in a spit roast with @Rick and @LFCMadLad. @Dr. Gonzo consoles Coote with a foot massage whilst @MUFC takes notes with a pencil.

The guy doing the camera work is a bit of a cunt really, as he knows exactly what he's doing.

I think given City's recent history, they'll remain favourites for me - especially when we consider how early we are in the season. That said, you are the team bang in form and are in pole position to at least mount a serious charge.

More like Discool ammirite.

He should be, but he won't be. He won't be allowed to make the changes he wants in order to be a success, I thought that he would be nailed on for City (where he would have the freedom required to keep them winning). Amorim will be coaching with one hand behind his back from INEOS, he already has less power than ETH had.

Banter.

Discord is Uber Eats.

Discord is the cool kids hideaway.

You're trolling, right?

Dyche is such a bellend.

Just sent mate, thank you.

Haha I'm glad to hear it mate.

Academica have no place in the third tier, their a pretty solid second tier outfit in truth. Should be looking for promotion in season one and then seeing what comes beyond. Obviously biased, but I do love Portugal for an FM save.

TalkIsreal365

I'm absolutely fucking gutted, like honestly so cheesed off. This was probably the golden age of United's banter era, they can only top this if they hire Southgate. A minutes silence at all Premier League grounds as a mark of respect to Erik's services to sheer banter.

This is 100% me, it's getting to the point where I'm a little annoyed when they lose as I know it's an inch closer to the end of another banter era (arguably the best yet). Would happily see them take four from their next two to keep him ticking over.

That's the first time I've seen KH speak, and I'll be honest they should have just kept Biden.

Original thread is archived so can't post. Anyone watching the new season that started a day or two ago? Celtics as expected off to winning was, equalling the 3pt record on opening night, Jayson Tatum looks in insane shape dropping threes for fun. Will likely be a Boston vs. whoever final. Lakers ending their six-year opening day loss record with a win also against Minnesota. The two LeBron's sharing the court (though the younger probably shouldn't be there in truth, but I'm a following of F1 so used to Daddy shit). The Bulls (the team I loosely follow) opened with a loss to the Pels, way too shabby in possession and were made to pay.

I want to see @MUFC bummed face down while @Stan and @Tommy are tied up and forced to watch.

This is without doubt my favourite post of the year.

I've watched that City goal about six times and can't decide what I'd give, there's arguments for or against. Only annoying thing for me personally is that had it been Wolves scoring then they're 100% chalking it off.

Southampton & Ipswich will certainly go. Leicester might have enough from an experience point of view to stay, and they're getting points from somewhere which probably bodes well, although if I had to put money on it I'd say they just fall short. Dropping in Game week 37/38 perhaps. Palace & Wolves will get out of it with a managerial change, but wouldn't be at all surprised to see Bournemouth pulled in (as they've gone under the radar this season).

Why do you get so butthurt about stuff like this ?