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All or Nothing: Liverpool would have been fantastic this season.

I really need to get back into running, used to do a lot of 5/10K's but with lockdown completely stopped, I would probably struggle to do a mile now which is tragic. PB for 10K was 62mins, 5K was 24mins. It sounds really stupid but I tend to hit the wall at the start of my races (i.e - 0.5miles) then do the race fine, as opposed to the other way round.

Not betted for a good six months, had £2.50 sat in my SkyBet account so put a double on Fulham & United to win. I am now £85 richer .

Correct, that's why I wanted Font initially, but it's been said that he doesn't actually have the backing of Xavi, Puyol etc and has just said it for voter backing. The Ajax Way is quite literally The Barcelona Way. Bringing in people like Xavi, Puyol, Iniesta, Pique (should be backroom once retiring) will get the back where they belong - while looking to La Masia not abroad.

It's an exciting day today, hopefully the start of the new era as the Bartomeu reign finally comes to an end. This period has arguably been the darkest in Barcelona history, but that hopefully changes today. I'm torn between Laporta and Font, so wouldn't be upset with either of those choices. Hoping that Koeman is sacked with immediate effect too, but perhaps that's me being too optimistic.

Real Madrid wouldn't be able to afford him, both they and Barcelona are struggling with finances due to Covid, so I can't see him going there just yet (plus they seem to prefer Mbappe). Manchester City is a good shout, totally agree with you about Jesus not being good enough. It's the kind of signing that Manchester United would make too as it's proper marquee, but don't think they have enough about them to convince him to go. PSG (would be dissapointed if he went there) are a viable option, but if he's happy in Germany everything points to Bayern. I think moving from Dortmund is likely, considering where they are and how he has exploded.

I hope that if Haaland moves to Bayern that he's only there for a season or two, he's just too good to not be playing in the Premier League. He would absolutely tear it up with Lewandowski too, Bayern would literally be looking at double figures most weeks.

Same here, the thing that I have missed most during this pandemic is travelling as I try and get away 3-4 times a year but I just can't be arsed with it at the moment. Even if I get to another country it'll be an absolute faff getting back again, especially if the restrictions in either country change (which is likely). I've come to the realisation that in 2021 I'll just do some travelling around the UK, taking short breaks here and there as opposed to going on actual holidays. Works quite well that I've got a newborn around the corner so good timing in that respect, perhaps heading back to travelling in 2022.

Can you lock it for 24 hours please @Tommy? Thanks mate.

@Mazzari

Soggy biscuit.

Not familiar with that name, I did know a taxi driver from Halewood who used to threaten his customers though and burn pictures of Roberto Martinez on OnlyFans. Not sure if there's a connection. Nice to meet you though Mr. Willie.

I've heard mixed things about Stan to be honest, heard he was part of an undercover forum sting to determine duplicated IP addresses, ended up finding out that whentheballmoves and Toonlass were the same person (and also found out that Term-X and Teso dos Bishos shared the same postcode). He can be ruthless, but a lover overall.

Had a couple of usernames to be honest, just to keep things interesting; Nigel Reo Choker, Fiddy Pence and wednesday4life were a few that I used.

2 long prison years without an internet connection, agreed to early release on the understanding that my old account was deleted. Damn you Judge Swifty.

Check your PM's, sent you details mate.

Treason though

Had a notification on my phone that Smyths had them in stock and by the time I had loaded up the webpage they had sold out. My mate works in retail and they've had them in the back for months, but they're not allowed to know how many are in stock, when they can go out or when more are coming. It's an absolute clusterfuck, especially with the scalpers.

Quick and easy but that looks fantastic to be fair @Lucas. Can't beat some parmesan cheese on pasta and spaghetti either, gives off an amazing taste IMO.

If it means you fuck off for a bit then hopefully. .

It's only going one way at Newcastle, even with their owners incompetence I'm amazed that Bruce is still there. After what was an OK start they've gone into absolute freefall (unbelievable that they've done the double on us) and look set for the bottom three. Once the manager starts turning on the players and vice versa there's no way back, the training ground must be fucking toxic. You've got to feel sorry for Bruce in the sense that he's running a circus, but he shouldn't have been there in the first place. A massive downgrade on what they had in Benitez, and they won't get something as good for a while. You have to wonder that if they flush again when they're going to break the tradition and stay down, only so many times you can bounce back before just turning into lower league dross.

If she arrives May 4th, the pink walls will be quickly changed don't you worry !

Just under 10 weeks until I become a father. So excited with a tinge of shitting myself. The wife and I have spent the last couple of weeks converting our spare bedroom into a nursery, making everything a mix of pink, white and animal print. Can't wait to be posting at 03:00 about how my daughter won't settle and how I want to throw myself out of the top floor window but that's the fun of parenting, right? I'll be in this thread heavily, so going to make myself comfy.