Dr. Gonzo

That tweet & your post don’t seem like jokes at all. Ones a tweet about wanting to lose to City, ones about how you don’t give a fuck about if we win the league. Usually jokes have this element of a thing called humour

Did you just call one of the few Scousers on here a Norwegian, playing into that LFC Norwegian glory hunter crap? Because he’s Scouse. In fact of the 3(?) people originally from Merseyside on here... do any support the so called “people’s club?” Because by my count we all support Liverpool.

Too bad he needs to be at a club with H E R I T A G E

€a$¥ for them not to worry about, as they'll probably pay UEFA some money and that'll be the last we hear of it until the next time it's reported that City have broken rules again.

His agent has said if Manchester United want to get rid of him, they won't be "mutually terminating" his contract - Mourinho will be getting his pound of flesh for being sacked. Honestly though, the Mourinho tenure at Manchester United is going just swimmingly. From spending around a billion to not really show much for that expenditure, then complaining about the quality of the squad, to saying that United's heritage is basically in being shite - which is hilarious, falling out with players and throwing them under the bus, and him saying they'll need a miracle for their billion pound squad to make the top 4. Now he's said last season was a success because they finished above clubs that have greater potential than them... ignoring the fact that it's his job to make sure that Manchester United have potential, or ignoring the fact that he used to mock managers/clubs for small-mindedness (remember that "specialist in failure") stuff. This is all quality entertainment.

Oh yeah, I don’t understand left wing Euroskeptics at all though, but they certainly exist. Jeremy Corbyn for one. But yeah, no idea why they’ve let the right wing Tory brexiters take the lead on how to market Brexit. Not that it matters why, enough of them voted leave. I think because the referendum was really a vote for the status quo vs mystery option that isn’t really defined, a lot of people voting leave just used their imaginations to determine what Brexit is.

I’ve literally just come back from visiting my family and it’s not like I can’t keep in touch with them every day because it’s not 1970something and things like the internet and mobile phones exist. Also since when are tories a fucking race?!

Euroskeptics making emotional arguments rather than substantive policy arguments has been so effective. Look at Nigel Farage, a man who's been elected as an MEP numerous times and he's never once fought for better British representation in the EU, he's used his position to collect a big salary from the EU while continuously trolling the entire European Parliament, essentially just using the position for soundbites as to why the UK should leave the EU. There's always been very little substance behind what he says on Europe and the EU, but he's humourous and charismatic and has managed to sway a lot of people into believing him just through being able to make people laugh and by seeming relateable despite telling lies about the roles of EU regulations and their effect on Britain. Although I think everyone should view Farage as a hypocritical dipshit based on his views on: tax avoidance (which is okay for him, but not for others apparently) and what he'll do if Brexit is a dismal failure (by his own admission, he'll just fuck off to the US).

Yeah that's fucking excellent meme-ing. If your club's social media management can't put out some top quality memes, you've got a lot of improvement necessary both on and off the pitch at your clubs.

Or Rees-Mogg moving headquarters of his businesses to Ireland... really demonstrates great confidence in British industry now that we’ve voted for “our sovereignty” to fuck off out of Britain. Disaster capitalists have wanted no deal from day one.

Wow what a surprise that UKIP ceased being relevant after Brexit, almost like that was pretty much their sole policy position and after their “charismatic” twat leader fucked off they stood for just open racism. And we all know our British racism is best left subtle, so they just went back to being Tory voters. and no @Fairy In Boots, the Persian side is no more or less threatened than it’s ever been in the UK by Brexit. They’ve been British citizens for decades, it’s not like you’ll be able to send them home for being brown now. They’ve been dealing with bigoted idiots since they’ve come to the country, but largely have remained safe/unaffected from the morons. And I suspect that nothing will change in that regard with Brexit. In fact it’s probably better than the 80s when police beat the shit out of my uncle for being a brown person that had the nerve to get the shit kicked out of him by racists. And @SirBalon posted just one ad, but go look at how much of the Brexit campaigning was based around immigration. It looks like it makes up 50% of the campaign material or more. Weirdly enough you don’t see too much of the campaign material bring up “British sovereignty”. It’s mostly anti-Muslim, anti-Polish shite or lying about how much being in the EU costs us and how that money will still be around if we leave and how much better things will be. Almost like that’s an obscure concept that is now being used to hide the bigoted and dishonest rhetoric that brought us to where we are now...

TF365’s Muslim hating culture warrior is insisting that immigration played a small part in Brexit and I am to take that seriously?

Or them using Britain as their killing grounds.

David Cameron deserves a special place in hell. Fucking pig fucking twat

Better than how things are now tbh

Russia’s attacked Ukrainian naval vessels saying that Ukraine isn’t respecting Russia’s presence in waters that really belong to Ukraine but Russia’s invaded. Nothing good will happen because it’s 2018 and the world is fucking shite.

Idk anyone who supported Brexit is imo culpable for whatever happens after Brexit. It was always going to be a bad deal or no deal, anything else was living in dreamworld. For those no longer in power, accountability would be making them dead and buried politically.

I agree, sadly. I think it’s better to let Brexit happen, hope for the best even though it’s almost certainly going to be unappealing to both sides. Investigate Aaron Banks & co. in the meantime and hold them accountable - and if (when) disaster strikes those on the leave side of politics should face full political accountability for what they pushed for. Dishonest populist rhetoric flies well & you’re right now they’ll say shite like “tHeY’rE tRyInG tO sUbVeRt DeMoCrACy” - I don’t have enough faith in voters to not fall for the same dishonest shite a second time with some new sugar sprinkled on top. As long as Brexit is the big political issue in the UK, people are just going to be pushed further away from the middle ground. And I don’t think Brexit will go well for anyone, it’s certainly not in the national interest, and once this is over we can deal with the aftermath and rebuild. I just hope it’s not rebuilding from total chaos of not making a deal.

I’m flying home tomorrow and I can’t fucking wait

The September, October, and November breaks are too many breaks all at once early on in the season - I absolutely hate it. I'm not sure it'd be an unpopular opinion to have international football get it's own designated part of the year so that European club football can remain unmolested. It's pretty Euro-centric though

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It’s not very detailed on his life and I’ve heard one of the characters is a complete work of fiction, but it’s still a very good film.

I just came back from seeing Bohemian Rhapsody. Excellent film.

This isn’t the most exciting trip in the world... but I’m going back to the Wirral in 10 days and I can’t fucking wait to be home

When I quit smoking, I decided that if smokers can take smoke breaks then non-smokers can take smoke breaks. So if I want a break for a bit I’ll hop outside for a few minutes. I don’t know if I’d get away with that at every job... but I’ve pulled it off here.