Dr. Gonzo

I think I’m on the 8th mission.

This was a brilliant suggestion.

I haven't owned a FIFA game in years, but I'll probably buy this once I can use my left hand again because we're a 5 star side in this.

Yup, some NES/SNES games on my laptop for whenever I'm traveling. Love them.

New York subpoenas every Catholic dioceses in the state https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2018/09/06/new-york-attorney-general-issues-subpoenas-to-every-catholic-diocese-in-the-state/

I’m really REALLY into turn based games mate. Nah I sliced my palm open and severed a tendon and needed surgery, it is shite.

I fucked anything in that game I could, don’t you worry

It looks good, but unfortunately I won't be getting it as its a PS4 exclusive. I've been playing XCOM lately as I can (just about) play with one hand.

Is Burnley Mourinho’s last chance saloon, do you think?

I took Friday off so I could get the surgery I needed. I came in today though, I regret it. They’ve given me some poor unpaid intern to be my assistant for the next few months. I feel a bit bad because instead of getting useful experience for the uni class credits this internship is giving him... he’s basically just going to write emails for me and open things I can’t. Easy job though, I guess, and if he ever uses me as a reference I’ll say he shits gold and they’d be morons not to hire him... so not all bad for the poor fucker.

Meanwhile I'm sat in my office scheming for ways out

Mate, I wish it could even fit into my pants right now fuck this cast, I feel like an utter moron for fucking my hand up so badly.

Being at work with just one usable hand is shite. Typing takes for fucking ever.

I’ve got a big fucking cast on my left hand now, can’t hold a controller and I’m not even supposed to use my hand at all for 8 weeks. Soooooo... is there anything I can play one handed? I imagine I’d be looking at switch games for one handed play — any that aren’t shit?

I remember when he had his heart attack in training. Scary stuff. I’m glad he kept close with John Achterberg though, says something if our former players rating/liking him even though he’s been scapegoated quite a bit. Cool of him to put Alisson in our radar before his move to Europe.

Someone said they saw it off the internet. It was pretty impressive. I’m going to highly recommend that you don’t go in palm open picking up glass though. You’ve got a lot of tendons that aren’t that far from the skin if the glass does cut you deeper than the surface. I would also like the say that I miss the NHS. My work changed our insurance plans from a PPO to an HMO (which I’m going to be honest, means fuck all to me other than how it impacted me yesterday). It made being seen by a surgeon a real pain in the arse, I spent 6 hours most of yesterday trying to get my fucking insurance to cover the surgery & that made the second half of the day very long. 3 months until I can type with new hands and attempt to relearn how to play the guitar with a less dexterous middle finger! Physical therapy starts Tuesday for me. I’m pretty upset with the whole thing. Be careful with broken glass everybody, we are fragile!

Honestly I can’t remember what sort of stupid way I did it, all I can say is use toast to get all the glass pieces - it’s surprisingly effective. Other people took care of the cleanup once I was done bleeding all over the place.

A broken beer bottle and a drunk Gonzo cleaning it up happened. Yeah I’m loaded up on special medication after surgery & they’ve sent me home with a prescription for more.

Had a rough couple of days. Cut my hand and damaged a tendon in my left hand (my fretting hand fml). Fortunately just got back for the corrective surgery for it after a long and awful day.

I know Aspas has been very good at Celta, but I still remember his time with us and as a result I can't help but think it's hilarious. I hope they have him take corners.

I know it's only been 2 matches... but how nice is it having long balls from our keeper actually go to our players instead of being aimless hoofs that can go anywhere?

I had my Geralt fuck both of them, just to be safe.

I haven't watched wrestling in forever. Literal decades. But now I've got to check out the Iron Sheik's twitter.

He's Iranian though, he's not impersonating one. I think giving him death threats is stupid, but it probably wasn't wise of him to play a part in the WWE event in Saudi Arabia and be used for anti-Shiite/Iranian propaganda... I think it could have been pretty easily predicted that involving Iran in this event would have elicited this reaction. Iranians make good wrestling villains though. Remember the Iron Sheik?