Oh yea, I finished Top Gun.
Cheesy music, corny dialogue, and it looked like all the fighter pilots wanted to bang each other. Actually quotes: "I want somebody's butt, I want it now", "That gives me a hard-on" - "Don't tease me", then Val Kilmer doing some weird mouth stuff to Tom Cruise's character. No wonder @OrangeKhrushdidn't want a woman in the 2nd part.
Anyway, glad to have watched it so I can watch the 2nd part, but I'm also glad that I got through it.
4/10
The honest trailer is spot-on.