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Aye its not because he's shite it's because he wants the £4m payoff 🗣 Rio Ferdinand on #NUFC: “Whether the Geordies don’t like it, a lot of them hate him and don’t like him but, round your money up and take over the club then.” Aye, why doesn't every match goer put up £80,000 each. I'm sure everyone is thinking the same thing, I wonder what drugs they would have found in Rio's system if he didn't skip the test.

The Longstaffs haven't had a look in ever since their argument with Bruce. Can he get away with playing Jeff Hendrick every week and keep them out the side?

I'm pretty sure Sinopharm Vaccine play in the Malaysian Premier League. When your uncle said he was a trialist he meant he got 15 minutes in a pre-season friendly.

We've had this a while now and I have genuinely never come across meltdown errors in a great deal of Newcastle games. Maybe any? Next season when we are playing in the Championship and there is no VAR I'll probably notice a difference.

UK data from 9.7m AZ and 10.7m Pfizer vaccines.

Spookily, without fail I've woken up between 6-30 and 7am in the morning as opposed to 8-9 since getting the vaccine. I'm not sure whether that is a symptom of a blood clot or that coronavirus is a hoax and the government have injected me with some chemicals to improve productivity.

We didn't even remotely deserve a good chuck of the points we got last season. If you took what we deserved we'd probably have gone down or stayed up by a point or two not 10. We got a few late robbery winners after being on the back foot most of a game. A bit like what you see Palace do these days. Our football did improve in the 2nd half of the season but our points tally actually got worse as we weren't robbing teams blind anymore.

Sheffield Wednesday finances released. Looks like we might have paid £6.5m for Steve Bruce

Danny Murphy in November Danny Murphy today

Schools go back today

Will get some games in the Championship next year

Domestically, but letting in those from areas in another wave and allowing people to go on overseas holidays to those areas is a threat to vaccination due to mutation risk. We should stay closed to anyone not at the same vaccination level. The whole let's get our vaccines and swan off around the world this summer is not without risk.

Given another wave is supposedly in its infancy and is expected to peak in June/July in various parts of the world I wouldn't be surprised if the rules are in place for a long time to come.

Newcastle United manager. Not former US President Donald J Trump. That'll be the journalist you said got the story right then yeah

The leaks continue Bruce's pre-match press conference today. Pass the popcorn.

No but bloody hell. He might be good at making money off a 6 pack of ankle socks but he is arguably the worst businessman in the Premier League when it comes to football. When he took over we had the same revenue as Spurs, we are now about £200m behind. There was a point when we were the only club in the league to not grow their commercial revenue in 10 years.

Being a billionaire doesn't mean you're good at all forms of business. You're rich, you must know what you're doing. No.

If we get best off West Brom on Sunday I don't see how his position is tenable. Unfortunately Lee Charnley runs this football club and all of the bad decisions he's made and continues to make come with no consequences for him. This is one of Ashley's surprisingly biggest blindspots, that a billionaire allows the club to be ran by a consistently proven failure like Charnley rather than bringing in someone with solid football knowledge and experience. Any ordinary club would have sacked Steve Bruce two months ago. Though they wouldn't have appointed him in the first place. We've unnecessarily clung on and it has spiralled. I actually partly blame pundits like Gary Neville for it. Our chief executive is known for hating Newcastle United fans with a passion, he will take what pundits say over us every day of the week. Especially if it is contrary to what the fans are saying. Bruce already fell out with the Longstaff brothers after his hard criticism of them. They haven't played since.

Buckle up.

Looks like he didn't have any injuries until he came to "walk it off" Newcastle United.

He's constantly getting kicked as he dances around everyone. Even if not direct injury cause could it contribute to being more flimsy?