Honey Honey

Andre Carillo? Is that Spanish for Andy Carroll

True Bennite.

Rafa threatens Ashley today and is due to open a SportsDirect store tomorrow in Dublin. This isn't a coincidence. Ashley will have been on that phone to make sure the SportsDirect opening isn't hijacked by press asking negative questions. Pleased about this signing though, liked the look of him at the U21 tournament. Plenty of pace which is what you need in the top flight. To top it all off the lad is a Newcastle fan

People dressed in cardboard homemade outfits making "pewww, pewww" noises pretending to shoot each other and yet apparently the silly thing is that the Doctor is a woman?

I accidentally said Game of Throw-Ins in conversation yesterday

Pretty anonymous. Didn't do anything wrong, didn't do anything good. Perez looked lively, Gayle looked lively, Shelvey hit some good balls, Elliott made some good saves. Mbemba was shite, Haidara was shite, Diame was shite, Mitro was shite. Lascelles looked fat.

Lots of open space and pre season mistakes from both sides last night. Aarons looked good. Has he also grown a ft? Mbemba had an absolute stinker at right back.

Couldn't resist, you set it up nicely. On the plus side salt is good for wounds.

@Spike arriving in Chicago like...

The club are going to Ireland for a week.... Not to play any friendlies but to promote a Sports Direct store in Dublin ffs

Ancelotti must have dirt on someone on the Real Madrid board

Good signing

Bit harsh, I thought Belgrade was more 1960s

The traffic on that road looks bad.

The lions tour of New Zealand was a great watch.

Looks like the Independent click bait has caught a few out. It is sad what has happened to that organisation since the print went bust. They were once the pride of liberal Britain for publishing reports and studies into mainstream press. Now their editorial strategy is how to get articles shared on facebook for the burst a blood vessel brigade. They've become a sort of liberal version of the Daily Express and are the epitome of why the liberal democrat cause is rotting to its core right now. With the full context of his thoughts it becomes a bit of a none story, but he did that bus didn't he so... shares and likes, get that ad revenue up. Obviously the man rightly has a shitty reputation, but the real take home message from the full context of what he is thinking is that the government can blow the benefits of leaving if it makes the wrong choices and takes the wrong approaches, including in the reorganisation of civil society internally, or as he suggests, lack of it. Not much wrong with that, it's true. The problem is the UKIPification of Brexit, the UKIPification of Brexit lines, the voting identity badge, the black and white nature of it all. Whilst the gaggle gobble the real discussions can only be found in the noises from the City it seems. Not a surprise, money has no time for emotion.

Back of the Gallowgate to be the new signing section. Might help the corners atmosphere spread into the whole Gallowgate.

Seems a totally random signing. Not even a professional in England.

I saw Bobby Moncur in Boots Opticians in the Metro Centre yesterday. For those under the age of 60 who don't support Newcastle, Bobby Moncur was our Fairs Cup winning captain the last time we won a trophy in 1969

I just answered the door at my parents house to the Jehovah's witnesses who kept calling me by my dogs name

The rumour is actually based on CDU winning. Anyone other than Merkel and there will be a delay to any transition deal. The only way there won't be a transition would be either because we aren't properly leaving and accept some arrangement that already exists or the crazy drop out with nothing to WTO which would be a disaster for EU exporters and UK consumers, the only real winner would be the UK exporters who aren't dependent on imports for their production process. To be able to sort everything out by the end of 2 years is highly unlikely, then add in that we are a few months in and nothing is being negotiated makes it even more daft to think article 50 is of any use.