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Devil-Dick Willie

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  1. Italy are the bravest country on the planet. Boycotting Qatar, and pre-emptively boycotting Russia before it was cool. Bravo Azzurri  

  2. Hall is the greatest wrestler never to win the big one. RIP.
  3. If by 'anti corruption campaign' you mean, 'had his political opponents arrested' then yeah, Zelensky ran one of those alright.
  4. Yeah, this is the part where we finish 3rd, fail to go up, and fall away into oblivion.
  5. I think Cicero's advice is a little specific and involved at this stage of your journey. I'd recommend starting with walking more. Chose to walk every time that you have a choice between a 20-30 min walk or a 5 min drive. Try to walk for 20 minutes before or after dinner. As for food (which is the most important part) I always recommend starting with the following 3 tips. 1. Stop drinking your calories. At all. Milk in your tea or coffee is it. No soda, no milkshakes, no juices. You can have up to 2 cans of zero sugar soda per day(to start). The rest of it should be water, sparkling water, tea, coffee, and no added sugar cordials. No energy drinks, sugar or no. 2. Think about what you're eating before you eat it. Writing a food diary at dinner time is very helpful here, but if you can't do that, just think about what you ate. Did it bring you shame or guilt? Did it seem excessive? Consider that a normal person eats 200-2500 calories per day, where do you think your day was at in terms of calories? Thinking about food is way underrated and leads to long term changes. 3. Don't eat after dinner. Nothing. Nada. No snacks, no fruit, no non water drinks. Do these 3 really simple things for a month, plus the walking. None of these steps involve any kind of real sacrifice, but combined they're worth noticeable weight. If you can't do these things, making proper lifestyle changes later on will be hard. Once you've done all this for a month or so, I'd recommend counting your calories on an app, for just 1 week. It's a bitch, but do it. It'll give you a great idea of where you're at at that time. From there, reduce your portion sizes, limit snacks, limit eating out to twice a week ect ect. And then go to the gym, whish is a whole new kettle of fish. A couple things to be wary off. Don't start running or jogging. You're 22st, you'll injure yourself, or at best, be in pain and uncomfortable as fuck. Rowing or stairmaster for you my friend. Lifting weight is an excellent idea long term, but i'd first focus your energy on losing weight. Working out is actually outrageously inefficient at burning calories compared to cardio. Once you're hitting the gym 3 times a week for cardio, you've lost some good weight and are eating healthier, THEN I'd recommend starting to hit the weights.
  6. Once upon a time in Hollywood. 8/10 Got more and more compelling as it went on, brilliant in spots (Di Caprios scenes as the bandit, Margot watching her own movie, Brad Pitt at the Manson ranch, and the ending) But lots of dead scenes. Not on par with Tarentinos best work (Inglorious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill) But better than his worst (Jackie Brown)
  7. I don't think making my GF choke is the biggest boon. I do think increased T levels and serotonin is great, in the short term. Long term, the extra T and bone density you build, which then diminishes more slowly from a greater store, thus keeping you healthy and mobile for longer into your old age is a wonderful and overlooked benefit. You'll have less osteo, and be capable of greater levels of activity into your old age. Exercise really is the fountain of youth, or as close as we've got.
  8. Definitely. Shelley really grew as a performer beyond the flips and spots into an outstanding well rounded wrestler as he got old. Shame a pair of fat, soccer mum looking motherfuckers didn't follow suit.
  9. Masvidal is such a bum Every time you see him fighting a real, in his prime fighter, he loses. I think the biggest name he's ever knocked off was Darren Til, another journeyman. Oh sorry, and a retired Nate Diaz Al Iaquina Steven Thompson Colby Kamaru Demian Maia And a slew of journeymen have beaten him. He's the personification of 'there's levels to this game'
  10. I'm not trying to reduce the impact of russia using them, it's a pop at the medias hypocrisy. And a cry that we, and our strategic partners have no moral high ground. We're all in the mud.
  11. Outstanding. Articulately clarifies what Spike and I have preached more clumsily. Russia have been hammered for using vacuum bombs. Their use isn't in violation of international law, and the USA used them extensively in Iraq and Afghanistan, in both battles in Fallujah too(a major city). But now Russia might be using them it's the greatest crime imaginable.
  12. Doesn't really matter, with the numbers modern nukes put up, if Korea had the missile power to send them anywhere on earth, their 40-50 would end civilization as we know it and most life on earth post nuclear winter.
  13. 2nd greatest ever spinner, greatest ever leggie, turned from a chubby aussie battler into a plastic ken doll with all the surgery and hair treatment, and never gave up the 28 year old male life, dying in a thai resort. A legend.
  14. I'm sad I slept through the Shut up party. "Man up and do the time instead of going to war" Yeah, you know all about the hard choices the Russian people have to make from your couch deciding if you're gonna go to work today or sit at home, play COD and jerk off don't you? What a weapon. And of course a Lithuanian is going to have some fucking issues with the soviets. Again, an oppression he knows nothing about. At least the Nazis might have fucking fed eastern Europe had they gained control for 50 years.
  15. "YO, PARTY AT CINDYS HOUSE!!! DRUNK WHITE WOMEN FOR EVERYBODY!"

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      Cicero

      Yo I think I knew her. She had a brother right? 

      Yeah. 

      Nice hair, great lips, tight ass. 

      That was her. 

      Nah, I was talking about her brother. I wonder what happened to him?

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  16. He was the fella who's profile pick was a picture of him with a drink. On the old site. It was a fucking roar.
  17. I can't remember which Liverpool fan it was, but one was absolutely INSISTENT Dinosaurs never existed. When confronted about it years later, he said it was a wind up, but there's no way it was.
  18. I'm just waiting patiently for some shell company venture capitalist group to make the purchase, only for leaked documents in 20 years time to reveal that the shell corp was owned by the City group, and that's why City and Chelsea have alternated titles for the next 20 years with Guardiola moving back and forth
  19. Then ya caught me.
  20. I'm off my head for saying Russian soldiers don't deserve to die more or less than anyone else, but you're not a numbskull for saying they do, due to your not knowing about conscription nor considering the socioeconomic factors that contribute to most people joining the military? I don't want to get all playground but that seems a little unfair.
  21. Not superior, just really frustrated. A lot of posts just have an energy around them that creeps towards celebration of dead Ruskis.
  22. So Russia, who has compulsory conscription, has an army of willing, nationalist soldiers? No. They have an army that's a mix of conscripts, desperate lower class who needed the job and willing soldiers. You numbskull. Edit, I see @nudge has already told you this and you've since acknowledged it.
  23. Why does my gripe that people don't give a fuck about the actions of 'their side' always get turned into "of course we're worried about the fate of Ukraine, it's our neighbor dickhead"? Of course fucking of course. Doesn't change a fucking thing. "Fuck yes we bombed 800 Russian vehicles and their drivers into hell!" "Oh no, 5 people died in a Russian missile strike, EVIL EVIL RUSSIANS" Fun fact. A vast majority of those Russian men who just got fried didn't want to die for their country, didn't want to invade Ukraine, in person or otherwise, and had just as much agency over their own life and death as any of the poor fucking civilians who are dying right now. When 'your teams' soldiers die it's tragedy. When a police officer or a fire fighter dies it's a tragedy. When the enemy dies it's victory. it's fucking hypocrisy is what it is.
  24. Because past events never carry a long winded culture shock. It's just a big coincidence you country is full of neo nazis, and that east of the wall is basically a different world to the far west? But yes, I'd sooner see a meme that represents how many civilians were killed in Iraq and Afghanistan by smart bombs and US missile strikes.
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