Devil-Dick Willie

6 hours ago, nudge said:

Somehow, they are making an even bigger mess of things  First grant him the exemption, and then revoke it once there's too much public outrage, and detain him upon arrival for hours? What a shitshow. 

It's very Australia. Libs have no idea. 

1 hour ago, Toinho said:

Haha would say you need to have sex with your penis for it to count and probably in her vagina 

As someone who loves anal, I take offence. If I had 30 minutes with the girl of my dreams she'd be sitting on a bag of frozen peas for a week.

2 hours ago, nudge said:

What do the numbers represent? Average per year? Week? Lifetime? Average number of sexual partners at the same time?

 

Lifetime I'd guess. 

My question is where am I drawing the line. 

Is the girl I frolicked with at a party 2 years ago, but couldn't get my MDMA ravaged pecker to come to life a sexual partner? 
Whatabout the nice girl I dated for 3 weeks who jerked me off at a war memorial? 

12 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

I just googled it and he didn't agree to sign with them. Do you think he felt wwe wouldn't use him properly ? 

Absolutely. The cw division is no place for the best technical wrestler ever. 

He's been in a tag team with Taichi for a while, and while I love Taichi, and damn, I mean he's one of my favorite ever wrestlers, and they're 2 time champs, Zack should be wrestling for the US and IWGP belt more often. 

12 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

So that's a quite likely then

I love a bit of technical wrestling. How come those two never need to wwe? Did they know it would be a bad decision? 

ZSJ wrestled in the cruiser weight classic. 

17 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

@The Palace Fan hopefully aew is coming to the uk this year. Most likely destination is craven cottage. I'll probably go by myself as none of my are wrestling fans. You going with anyone if you go? 

@Devil-Dick Willie what do think are the chances of sabre or osprey making an appearance in the uk?

Ospreay and ZSJ often wrestle in the UK for Rev Pro

9 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

I'd rather they get Ember Moon first. Mercedes Martinez is a good addition but as Tony Khan hyped a surprise her debut fell flat.

Toni Storm could be good to bring in round DoN. If there's one thing they need it's better women.

Ember is the better wrestler, but Storm has it factor. And an ass that sits in 2 postcodes. 

5 hours ago, Gunnersauraus said:

@The Palace Fan @Devil-Dick Willie there are some fans who have speculated that cody is turning heel without us realising it. I have to admit if he is doing that, it's one if the cleverest heel turns I have ever seen. There have been a few hints is is doing that. I'm starting to think he is doing that myself 

I've already explained the whole situation. He's a heel, but can't be one because of his show, so it's "ironic"

Very clever... except Johnny Gargano did it like 2 years ago and better. 

Still not played bar the 9 minutes in his first game. 

And KP played against many of these players. 

9 minutes ago, Spike said:

Could have fooled me when you brought up the retired Pietersen earlier

cheating is cheating, they all want the same conclusion, . match fixing will always be the worst for me

I agree match fixing is worse. 

8 minutes ago, Spike said:

There is nothing to be said that can justify the ball tampering scandal but these things aren't exclusive to Australia, it doesn't make it right but there are many incidents outside of the Australia team. How many Pakistani and Indian players have been banned for Match fixing? Hansie Cronje was literally fixing all of South Africa's matches in the late 90s and early 00s, Singh called Symonds a 'monkey' and another time slapped a player in the face. Plenty of players have tampered with the ball from rubbing dirt on it, vaselining one side,  to adding a bit of lolly to it. You never hear about it when Broad was stepping on the ball to wear it down, because it's not an interesting story, but it's still cheating. Mate there are even rumours that South African coach was murdered in Pakistan. Bodyline tactic of the 30s was the peak of negative tactics and that was the English.

The sport was a wide tapistry of cunts but you've got the blinders on

Im talking about this particular time frame. They're literally a team apart.

Also. There is an enormous difference between giving the ball a zipper wipe or a lolly spit, and bringing your toolbox onto the field one time because you're losing to a team you can't bully. 

But sure. England bowling short balls in the 1930s is relevant. 

2 hours ago, Spike said:

You’re just buying into the media narrative of the hard nosed aussies, it was just exacerbated under Alan Border because the team was shit had to have personality over skill. as if every team isn’t full of players that are aggressive and determined, harbanjah singh, freddie flintoff, quiton de kock, faf du plessis, ab de villiers, ms dhoni, marlon samuels, some play like cunts but some are actual shitty humans like singh and samuels. Some of the subcontinent players are fucking cunts  but you wouldn't know because it isn't  reported widely in english

I've never seen anyone of them cheat the way the Aussies did, demand to know "Who the fuck is the 3rd umpire" Bark like a Blubbering sunflowers crack head at taking a catch, or any of the like. 
Worst i've seen recently outside of a green and gold shirt was Butler being a horrid cunt to Philander in his last match. 
Fuck even the commentators. Warne and Symonds hammering Lambuschagne for being autistic. Dean Jones calling Amla a terrorist and so on. 
Plenty of players play hard but fair. Plenty even push the line and have been caught ball fiddling. No one has done what the Aussies, as a team, did under Langer. Not just the cheating either. It was like you said about Border, only instead of 'hard' they were cunts. Can't beat em? Bully em. 

37 minutes ago, Spike said:

Still…it is a bit strange that thinking being a cunt is a uniquely Australian phenomenon. Reeks of a culture cringe.

Of course not. A cunt cricketer however certainty narrows it down to Jesse Ryder, Kholi, KP and Aussies. 

Apparently it's a mirror which flatters not, as Kholi and KP were fucking hated by the Aussies. 

11 minutes ago, Spike said:

if you want stats fuck off to watch baseball smh my  head

always found the way Kholi winds up aussies very ironic. He's literally the most Aussie non aussie playing cricket today. Sleeve tats, arrogant cunt, win at all costs attitude. But he winds up Aussies who don't even for a second recognize hes the very thing they cheer for. Like a more talented, less cunty, less cheaty warner. 

16 minutes ago, Spike said:

haha mate there is an area between sucking him off and mediocre and I definitely think he is in that area. he is definitely a lesser name in the pantheon of australian cricketing history but I’d maybe put him in B tier maybe sliding towards C tier. 

He's comfortably C tier. A long standing servant and a weird social icon. 

Stats wise Kholi butchers root across tests and ODIs. Root has just had the fucking season of his life where everything came together, scoring double the centuries he has in any other year and it's just snuck his average up across 50. 

2 hours ago, Spike said:

I don’t disagree with that but it seems like what you want is for Lyon to be something he isn’t. Who replaces him Ashton Agar? zampa? the selectors and the skippers like having him around, he is doing something right

oh come on you can’t just dismiss 400 wickets like that, it a magnificent achievement, and I would have thought you’d be more impressed with 400 with how little you think of lyon

I'm not saying they should replace him. There was definitely a period where I would have picked Steve Okeefe above him, but I don't think his bowling average would have been wildly better, it's more to do with having an actual spinner, who doesn't have the problems I addressed earlier. 
But the reason they can't replace him is as you say, the alternatives are dire. Agar can bat, but won't get the wickets, Zampa blows. That's why Lyon has 400 wickets. Because no one else has stepped up to be more than marginally better as an option. 
I have nothing against the bloke, bar the fact that he broke up with his wife as soon as he was famous for some young slut who'll drop him like a bad habit as soon as he's out of the lime light. But he's got to 400 because he's had no competition. Fair play I guess. But don't expect me to suck him off for it. He's mediocre, and that's gonna be my final opinion unless his twilight years drastically change. 

2 hours ago, Stan said:

Therein lies a lot of the England issues. These players with fairly big reputations aren't delivering (although I did feel sorry for how Buttler got out given he was putting up a decent resistance at the time). They can't only rely on Root forever. Root might as well promote himself to being an opener considering how early he is having to come in every single innings. 

I thought England would put up way more of a fight, and didn't think it'd be a whitewash. But think I may have to change that now. Can't see England winning a test as they just don't have 4 or 5 solid days play in them. 1 day here or there just won't cut it. The lack of preparation probably doesn't help but even if they did have a couple of warm up games I don't think it'd have changed much. 

Who has big reputations? I'm genuinely confused. Root is the Andy Murray of crickets big 4. He's famously bad at converting 50s to 100s. But, he is your one genuinely world class player remaining. 
Stokes is wonderful, and a great character to have.

These 2 guys aside, you can make an for Broad and Anderson, but they're both well past their admittedly brilliant best, and Archer ain't playing. 

That leaves you with a bunch of decent but not great fast bowlers. And a list of batsman as long as my arm who don't even average 40. Butler sucks in tests. Bairstow had 1 great batting year in tests, and has blown ever since. The rest, Pope, Burns, Hameed, Malan ect... I'd not take them in South Africas side, and they need all the help they can get! 

TLDR. You have 2 old ppl. 2 great players and 7 shades of shite playing, no matter who you pick. For the record, I'd have brought Foakes along

@Spike He's mediocre. He's not Warne or Murali, and he's not Ashwin or Ajmal... And he's not Yasir Shah or Jadeja. He's bang fucking average. He bowls an offie and an arm ball. ANYONE on earth can bowl 30 overs. 
His biggest problems aren't just that 32 bowling average and his enormous noggin. It's what I mentioned. You want a spinner who is dangerous with the old ball, or on old wickets. This is key because it provides variation with the team. The quicks bowl the hard ball and then you have a spinner to take wickets with the softer older ball. Even more important second innings. Lyon doesn't achieve this. He wants a firm ball so he can bounce it up and hit gloves, it's how he gets the lions share (lol) of his wickets. His bowling average in the second innings is not significantly better than first, even his specific 4th innings bowling average is above 30. 

He has 400 wickets because he's bowled for over a decade. 

That's gotta be humiliating for Butler. 

@Spike Don't know how much cricket you watch but "Gazza" is the most mediocre legend in history. Poor away from home on wickets that don't bounce like trampolines, gets worse as the pitch and ball get softer unlike every other spinner on the planet, and routinely struggles to bowl teams out on day 5 pitches. It's basically like having a 5th seamer. England always seem to make him look like he's a god tho. He's the Brad Haddin of spinners. 

However, Butler, Pope, and both openers need dropping, and England just don't have the troops to replace them. Easy 5-0

On 19/12/2021 at 02:33, Spike said:

FOUR HOURS

the show I was at was two fucking weekly tapings

Because you went to the one before christmas silly. 

I was doing sets of 20-25 pull ups pre covid. Now just 10 again. 

On 17/12/2021 at 10:18, The Palace Fan said:

This is one if several examples where they literally towed Tony Khan to knock it out the park.

This week he had a 60 man iron match end in a draw.

1 hour ago, Stan said:

Gotta admit Warner being out in the 90s again is amusing. 

It's funny, because historically he either scored lots of runs when it's easy (on easy home tracks or against shit attacks) or no runs at all. First 2 tests he's been forced to grind out runs, and actually played very good test cricket... then let himself down in the 90s. 
Australias day by far. England have a bits and pieces team, and Australia do too... but with Smith and Loosebuschange. And it makes all the difference. 

Fielders not taking or creating chances, if I were the bowlers i'd fucking go ape in the dressing room