Devil-Dick Willie

G1 A block * Jay White 4 points (2-0) * Taichi 4 points (2-0) * Will Ospreay 4 points (2-0) * Kota Ibushi 2 points (1-1) * Minoru Suzuki 2 points (1-1) * Kazuchika Okada 2 points (1-1) * Jeff Cobb 2 points (1-1) * Yujiro Takahashi 0 points (0-2) * Tomohiro Ishii 0 points (0-2) * Shingo Takagi 0 points (0-2) B block * Tetsuya Naito 4 points (2-0) * Toru Yano 4 points (2-0) * Juice Robinson 4 points (2-0) * Zack Sabre Jr. 2 points (1-1) * KENTA 2 points (1-1) * Hirooki Goto 2 points (1-1) * EVIL 2 points (1-1) * YOSHI-HASHI 0 points (0-2) * SANADA 0 points (0-2) * Hiroshi Tanahashi 0 points (0-2) Some awesome matches so far.

Nouri is my choice.

@nudge Fun game. If we were to replace Kohfeldt tomorrow, BUT it had to be Dutt, Skrypnyk or Nouri, who would you pick? Or would you keep Kohfeldt?

I can't blame the team in the formation that was played for what happened there.

G1 climax off to a flier. Some crazy good first round matches! And what a wrestler Zack Sabre Jnr is. Holy Emperor taichi off to a winning start too

@Spike Last night I had pre drinks at home while playing Morrowind, at a yuppie bar with the boys at 9, at the club at 11, in the club toilets having a group conversation at 12, in the pokies at 2, at home at 4, and other than getting up twice to vomit, and once to rush to McDonalds down the street to buy breakfast before 10.30 I didn't get out of bed til 3.30pm I am truly the chosen one.

With the worlds most botched roll up!

Morrowind bitches. The greatest game of all time.

Hey, Rooney was way into that as well. Back when Tiger woods got undone by this kind of shit (but x1000) my friend and I were discussing what we would likely do if we were rich and famous in terms of relationships. The conclusion we came to was that you shouldn't be having a wife/committed relationship or kids before you retire, or at least until you're 30. There's just so much top quality cooch coming your way all the time you're never going to be able to resist it all all the time. As we know, men are werewolves. One part civilized and socialized and one part horny fucking testosterone monster. All men are a different mix of each, but rest assured, the beast will get its way. Not everyone is gonna be a twat like Foeden and premeditated bring chicks into a locked down zone to cheat on your misso, but out drunk with the lads, or on the marching powder, you're asking for trouble. Anyone living the lambo life has no business having a kid at 20, or a committed misso unless you have a predetermined understanding.

I honestly think it was more important this season for us to play some simple games and gel as a team and get confidence rather than play a mini cup vs Bayern Dortmund and frankfurt or some shit. Get the team all moving in the right direction and get Selke fit and on the score sheet. This time we won't lose 6 center backs to injury at the same time hopefully

Watched some of the friendlies. Erras got pings.

Double the size and population, but sure. Its more like a wannabe mini Sydney, or a slightly less shit Newcastle

Nah I live in West Wollongong. Dapto is the povo part of the Illawarra (along with Berkeley, Unanderra, Bellami, Warrawong and Albion Park)

Live in dapto

We were technically in a recession already. Economic growth was being outstripped by increasing population, we were in a retail recession, unemployment was high and even before corona our national debt had doubled under the libs. It's unfathomable that we elected them. The worlds dumbest cunts, reading the worlds most biased newspapers are responsible.

Didn't realize Hafeez was playing still, he's got to be pushing 40. Whats in the water in your tinpot nation @Azeem?

The Hollywood dad bod. Bicep vein included.

Monday night Chungus.

I recall us beating Chelsea 3-0 not long ago and going on to suck some balls. How have we been lining up @nudge

a 4 way 60 minute Iron man match between Gargano, Cole, Ciampa and Balor for the vacant nxt title. Where is my lube?

This is Goretzka as a Schalke player. A long time ago. He's just got great genetics I'd say.