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Read for 10-20 minutes first thing in the morning to switch your brain on instead of scrolling insta and tik tok to switch it off Flirt very mildly with just about everyone who is receptive to it. It will open doors. Use dishwashing liquid to clean just about everything. It is designed to clean ceramics, glass, metals and plastic, and be non reactive with skin, is inexpensive and smells nice. Use it to clean the kitchen, the bathroom. your car, your dog. Whatever.

Richarlison has stolen a fucking living in football. Possibly the biggest flog I can remember. Crap, crap attitude.

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If that dog ever plays again I want away fans (and as many home fans who aren't gawking tourists) to make this Kurt Zouma x100. Absolutely bomb him with hate. Make his playing in England untenable.

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I mean, Jay wasn't the guy. However, the guy window is narrowing. Lesnar or Cena aren't going to do it. It literally has to be either Cody, or someone needs to be elevated big time. Maybe Seth.

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This will be 5-0, and I thought as much after game 1. Smith and Marnus scored fuck all and Australia still won. Game 2 England were behind all the way and it took a Stokes miracle to make it respectable. Bazball is fun, I enjoy watching the fast moving innings for sure, but only through huge luck in a few key moments did England beat Pakistan, and they couldn't win the series against NZ. Yes, this is a far better showing than last ashes, but the bar is low. A team with a fat wicket keeper, no spinner, a quartet of medium pacers and an entire batting line up where no matter how 'settled in' they are, the next wicket can come at any moment isn't going to win games where the par score is 700+. Gotta play green tops and use the confidence and aggression to win in sketchy low scoring games where the ability to score 150 a session actually does more good than harm.

I think the declaration was bad when it was made, win or loss. There has to be a line somewhere, I'm fine with baz ball being aggressive and a few silly looking wickets being given away (Stokes and Ali in the first innings for example) but to declare with root out there on a hundred on a flat pitch was insanity. Rule 1 of test cricket, make the opponent take 20 wickets.

I try to live a balanced life. 'beers and berries in the fridge' style. That pic of me in the yellow was at pre drinks for an EDM festival, but I am still active at the gym and running (though I'm a bit chubby from uni peaking in difficulty). I am definitely trying to move away from the activities of my mid 20s and into the future though.

I turned 30 a few months ago

Yeah I will be running 10-15ks from now on, but I'm gonna make sure I have great shoes, and still hit as much trail over concrete as possible.

I am going noticeably bald and am a little chubbier than I'd like because it's exam season. Thank you for the confidence boost, I'll hit up @Spikes mum tonight

Yeah I need new runners. My old ones that I did this in are flat, well worn, tread is mostly gone and my knees and calves are absolutely hammered.

I'd say that about 5ks was natural and the rest concrete. I finished in just under 2 hours which is far better than I expected. I was hoping for 2.15 or so.

@Eco Running my first half marathon today. Wish me luck boyos.