Devil-Dick Willie

The bad doesn't wash out the good, and it is cannon that it was Jofferey that sent the assassin by the way. And no one tempted Jofferey into killing ned. He did it because he is a vicious dickhead. He would have paid for the city guard to back ned, if ned supported Renley. He told him so. Ned didn't, and Littlefinger wouldn't last long with stannis as king.

He tried to put ned on the throne, he gave Cat Neds bones. He saved Sansa from kings landing, and marched on winterfell for her.

Lol

And the fact that everyone was standing around doing literal nothing while it attacked Thoros wasn't clever. The hound gets a pass, but everyone standing there staring for 20 seconds while it tears up thoros was awkward.

U fuckin wot m8?

Yes, the white walkers are world famous for their open cut mining. They want to strip mine westeros and sell it to Quarth.

The most far fetched thing about the episode. by far, is jon in full clothes swimming to the surface of a frozen lake, then surviving the hours back to the wall in said clothes. Followed by huge dragon lifting chains out of nowhere Followed by Benjin ex machina Followed by the days/weeks waiting on a frozen lake Followed by the night king and his buddies not using those magic power spears they can throw so far and majestically at Jon and co while they were witting ducks on 50 square meters of land Followed by Sansa and Arya fighting a pointless argument over what boils down to fuck all. But dragons!!! Excitement!!! Banter!!! 'BEST EPISODE EVAH!!!"

War Dogs 4/10 Reminded me of The wolf of wall street in that it's about sweet fuck all, with nothing to say and nothing of note occurs or resolves. It's also not half as funny, clever or entertaining as it thinks it is. Strong soundtrack though.

Or our world famous "Yeah nah"

We got it.

The books are great, and in terms of production scale, and development, and casting, and the performance and effects the show is as well. But the further it strays from the books the more it misses them. Episodes like that are an excellent example. While the core of the episode will be in the book, the dialogue and character interactions of the show writers have fuck all on martin. That's why he is a successful author and they work in TV. "Dick, I like it" "Of course you do" 10 fucking points ha fucking ha so witty. Almost as bad as the fucking avengers sometimes.

I thought most of the episode was shit, just shit banter between secondary characters, only the climax was any good.

Westeros Geography. Winterfell is a LONG way inland and out of the way of whiteharbor. Or, they may have sailed directly to eastwatch. Either way winterfell isn't on the way.

Says who? The rebellion only lasted a year. Jon has no Targaryen features and Lyannas eyes, with Baratheon hair. Not confirmed anywhere. Lyanna is his mother. Lyanna and Rhagar were married. That is all we have. I have no stock in either outcome really. But it would be hilarious to see the rug pulled out from under that theory.

You're all going to look awful stupid if Jon turns out to be Robert Baratheons son. Black of hair and burnt by fire makes for an unconvincing Targaryen.

Meh episode. But next week should be interesting.

Makes sense. Good on the lad.

I agree that Arya looks like Quasimodo, that fight with Brienne was cringe and that Pouty bitchface and blondie are shite actors, and have no chemistry. Rest of the episode was fine though.

Yeah rewatched it and there is a snap shot of him staring at a white horse Jamies horse was white as well, rip white horses of westeros.

Nope, Bronn. He was unarmored.

Tyrion "flee you idiot" Me "Get in Jamie, yolo"

Cried tears of laughter at this one

Big difference between blowing up the city and blowing up the sept with only enemies in it.

Jamie Lannister becomes something of a tactical genius in the books. It's displayed when he retakes riverrun. She also has Tarly, who is a life long solider, and Euron, who IS the best ship captain in the world on her side, so I am not at all surprised their navy has twice been rekt and Jamies vanguard decoy.

Felt more like that she is recognizable, and still a Stark no matter what else Lord Tarly is a baller. Euron Greyjoy is also a baller.