Carnivore Chris

@Teso dos Bichos

I've never been to Tenerife but have been to Gran Canaria and Lanzarote. Lanzarote was nice, but boring, although Gran Canaria was amazing from what I can remember of it now.

Then my man Fury will beat Wilder(as he did the first time but was robbed) and it'll all be remembered as his era.

@José

Tío Libby

Literally everything and anything is hilarious, although shit like that(magic mushrooms) don't agree with me anymore and would likely turn me into a paranoid mess for 4/5 hours.

Have you ever tried shrooms? The first time I had them was even worse for giggles. I was genuinely nearly dead from laughter, even though nothing was even funny. Great times, although the last time I had shrooms(which was about 12 years ago), I had a bad trip and it put me off them.

I remember the first ever time I smoked weed. I was a teenager, I went around to an older kid's house(probably 3/4 years older or so) with a mate and we ended up smoking some pipes with him. I couldn't stop laughing and there was no reason at all why I was laughing. The uncontrollable giggles you get after first ever smoking weed is brilliant, although that's not an affect I've had off it for a long time and when you aren't. It just chills me out these days and it's what I use it for. Perfect after a stressful day. It's the reason I started smoking it again after not doing so for years. Back then it would be the pipes and bongs but it's strictly spliffs(or blunts) nowadays. I wouldn't mind having a go of those dabs with @Dr. Gonzo and @José though.. Smoking it after drinking when you're not used to it is quite brave to say the least as it's not the ideal mix for most people. I'm not surprised you were smashed

I hate it when coppers seize weed. Such a waste.

They are finishing 3rd in their league though and the only reason they didn't finish lower is because sides like Valencia and Sevilla don't know what consistency means. That's embarrassing from their perspective.

Who'd want a picture with such a dull fighter though? I'd be asking him if he's seen Jon Jones anywhere.

The weather is fucking horrible.

I was saying Andres at first in a Spanish accent Great lad either way.

Speaking of Lithuanians, there is one the site I'm working on now called Andrius(spelling?) but pronouncing his name is impossible. I just call him "Freddy" as it's easier @nudge

Alex Morgan reckons that women should have equal pay as men in football? How would this even be justified? Not only does women's football generate nowhere near the amount of money, but the quality of football is significantly worse. It's pretty much non-league standard. The best female players are closer to @Cicero's level than your Van Dijks or Hazards. It is getting better with time and gaining popularity, although it has a long long way to go yet before it reaches the standards set in the men's game.

You can see the resemblance mate

@CaaC - John, @nudge

Should go all out for Klopp if you ask me

Is neither an option? To be fair, i feel for Valverde, as enjoy his football or not, he didn't get anything wrong this season at all until the Liverpool game and it was the same last season before the game against Roma. 2 big fuck ups have defined the man, when in fact, his team was one of the most consistent Barcelona's I've seen, if not the most consistent. The football has just been very dull the majority of the time and he doesn't seem made for the Champions League, which is why I wouldn't be against the idea of him moving on. Good manager though.

I like Martinez and his teams can be good to watch, but i'm not sure that he's the right man for Barcelona at all. If the appointment happens though mate, then I hope you prove me wrong.

I wouldn't be surprised if Barcelona had only their 2nd trophyless season in 11 years if Roberto Martinez was appointed.

I don't mind it too much to be honest. It's not too bad when it's in your mouth. It's horrible when you have it injected into your finger, it burns like fuck while they are injecting it. Horrible feeling.

I'd genuinely rather take a punch in the nose than have a filling without an injection. Even with an injection it goes through me.

Another decent little copper cash in us boys had this week @SirBalon. We got aload of armoured cable, which the cable pullers let us have and it came up to a total of £1,200 between 5 of us. Not bad at all. It's free money really as we stripped it all while in working hours. Can't complain with that. (I quoted you as I remember you telling me about your mate who does a bit of scrapping)