CaaC (John)

YAHOO!!!!! I AM IN THE MONEY, drinks are on me when I recieve the dosh from Greg Ebi via an email, it went into my junk file though...I wonder why?

That's wee Kaiden continuing his sporting activities, has his swimming every day and now he has just joined an archery club and doing quite well so our daughter said, and as he loves watching and playing Zelda on his animated games we bought him a bow and arrow set below, the arrows are rubber-tipped so he is safe with that one...I hope...I don't fancy a rubber arrow stuck up my you know what. And he got a couple of bulls eyes.

A guy lying in bed snoring his head off with his wife beside him, suddenly there is a knock at the front door downstairs, he wakes up, looks at the time which said 03.00 am, he thought WTF and rolled back over to go to sleep. His wife said aren't you going to answer that? so to save any arguments he went downstairs and answered the door, a drunk guy was standing there staggering all over the place and said could you give me a push? the other guy said " Fuck off..." slammed the door and went back to bed. His wife said " Well...who was it" hubby replied " "was only some drunk guy asking for a push, his car I presume, I told him to fuck off" The wife replied " That's bloody nice, remember when your car broke down and you asked the neighbour to give you a push and he obliged..." Hubby muttered to himself, got dressed and went back downstairs and opened the front door but the guy was not there so he yelled out... " YOU STILL WANT A PUSH?..." a voice said " Yes please..." Hubby said " WHERE ARE YOU..." a voice replied " On your swing in the back lawn..."

Bloody weather is crazy, you can tell when spring is near when the Crocs & Daffodils start budding in the local park.

I can only use my mobile for the internet atm, Virgin Media broadband have issues in this area of Leith where we live, can't get any broadband on our laptops. Pissing myself laughing though as the wife can't get her Facebook farm game on her mobile, only on her laptop which won't work. Nice not to hear animal's like sheep bla-ing, pigs snorting or horses neighing, heaven.

Blacklight (2022) - Liam Neeson, Aiden Quin, Taylor John Smith - Action/Thriller - 7.5/10 Not bad but I have seen better with Neeson.

I wonder how many times you will use the loo Flying How many times do you to the toilet on a flight (hours on board may vary this)?

As Kaiden calls his new kitten Banana Bob, will soon be with him in about a month's time once it's weaned off his mother cat.

Take care buddy, my condolences to you and all the family, hopefully, your gran may pull through.

NASA engineers are working on the fourth stage of the long process to align the mirrors of the James Webb Space Telescope, according to a new statement from the agency. The observatory's Near-Infrared Spectrograph (NIRSpec) instrument has finished initial check-out and its three key mechanisms have successfully been characterized, the statement noted. The instrument will allow Webb to study the "fingerprint" of light of up to 100 galaxies at a time, giving scientists crucial information about mass, temperature and chemical composition. We're also highlighting more of the research that Webb will execute once science observations begin, including studying strange "sub-Neptunes" and evaluating how the activity of stars might affect nearby planets. Read more https://www.space.com/news/live/james-webb-space-telescope-updates

Jesus, that sucks, R.I.P. Shane, my thoughts go out to all the loved ones you left behind, I will always remember, and so will a lot of others, when you took the wicket of Mike Gatting with a wonder delivery that goes down as the 'Ball Of The Century'.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, gunnersawus, up yours...

How dare you call him a twat!!, he was a lovely guy and I miss him to bits.

Are you still doing this Thunderball? I put £4 on Tuesdays Thunderball, 4 lines at a £1 ago and won £10 quid, then Wednesday put £6 on 6 lines at a £1 a go and won a lovely £100 quid!!!! It came in handy as it's our second eldest grandson's Birthday coming up so that will be spent on him and the rest on the other grandsons.

If it's to do with the below then it's fine, now, I sorted it, for some reason it was logging me in with my email address and I could read only so I logged in again with my original name and password and I am now ok.

Or Puddin is saying to her "OYE, I WANT MY BLOODY MOUSE BACK!!!"

Our Daughter has just sent me a private message on Facebook, Puddin has been doing his mouse chasing bit again, he wont kill the mouse but just brings it up to her as a prezzie alive and kicking so our daughter has to act quick, retrieve the live mouse from his jaws and put it into a glass container and then calls up the RSPCA who will either pick it up or advise her what to do next. Puddin, 'Jaws & Paws the Second '

To be honest, this is why Putin is confident in what he is doing in his evil ways, he knows America does not have another, Kennedy, Bush, Reagan or even Clinton as the President of the USA, forget about Trump, that guy would have been ringing up Putin telling him just be careful what you are doing and we can meet after and have a few pints together when this blows over.

Me, old age