CaaC (John)

When I was a wee nipper if someone said "Its raining cats & dogs outside..." I would rush to the window looking out for cats & dogs bouncing off the pavement.

I like I like the new mug shot, had Gerrard done a runner?

A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she asks. 'Yes,' he replies. 'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says. 'I should stay here,' he says. 'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde. The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the bloody goalkeeper!!!"

Hello @Amata, I take it you need a Chelsea badge put in which I am sure @Rab can do that for you, other than that how about starting a new thread in this section and tell us a little bit about yourself if you want, cheers. Keep posting.

Happy Birthday @Eco

Game 113: 17th minute, please. Game 114: 32nd " " ".

European Champ. League Qual. 21st March Wales v Finland (Score draw) Israel v Iceland (Israel win)

Saturday 30th March 2024 Newcastle 3-1 West Ham, 12.30 Bournemouth 1-2 Everton Chelsea 3-1 Burnley Nottm Forest 2-2 Crystal Palace Sheff Utd 1-3 Fulham Tottenham vs Luton Aston Villa 2-2 Wolves, 17.30 Brentford 1-3 Man Utd, 20.00 Sunday 31st March 2024 Liverpool 3-0 Brighton, 14.00 Man City 1-2 Arsenal, 16.30

Saturday 23rd March 2024 Man City Women 3-2 Man Utd Women, 12.30 Republic of Ireland 0-2 Belgium, 17.00 Stockport 1-1 MK Dons, 17.15 England 2-0 Brazil, 19.00 France 2-0 Germany, 20.00 Charlotte FC 3-2 Columbus Crew, 23.30 Sunday 24th March 2024 Costa Rica 1-1 Honduras, 00.15 Everton Women 1-2 Liverpool Women, 13.00 San Marino 4-3 St Kitts & Nevis, 19.45 Italy 3-0 Ecuador, 20.00

That will do, cut & run

How? I am useless at this betting bit, I am OK with the Lottery (I won £103 on Friday nights thunderball), I rely on our son with the horses betting as he was once a bookie manager.

Trust fucking Dundee to fuck it up with a waterlogged pitch, game called off and they are always doing this.

Kiel 3-0 Rostock Lautern 3-2 Düsseldorf Braunschweig 2-2 Elversberg Hertha BSC 1-1 Nürnberg Schalke 1-2 Karlsruhe St Pauli 2-0 Paderborn Magdeburg 2-2 Hannover Fürth 3-2 Hamburg Wehen 2-2 Osnabrück

Leipzig 3-0 Mainz Leverkusen 3-0 Hoffenheim Frankfurt 2-2 Berlin Gladbach 0-0 Freiburg Bremen 2-1 Wolfsburg Bayern 3-1 Dortmund Augsburg 4-0 Köln Stuttgart 3-1 Heidenheim Bochum 2-2 Darmstadt

That film just came up as a freebee on my Amazon account so I will more than likely sit down with the wife and watch it.

Kandahar (2023) Action/Thriller - Gerald Butler/Tom Rhys Harries - 7/10 Not bad.

Will do... @Stan, all my love @Rab

Premiership - 17th March West Ham v Aston Villa (Score Draw) Scottish Premiership - 17th March Dundee v Rangers (Rangers to win)

Err...you two not talking ? Good Morning @Rab...

Howdy Prometheus to TF365, I hope you enjoy your time in here and keep posting.

Hello @Drobber, it might be better you post here and introduce yourself properly and then other old time members can talk about the past in here and names. Another option is if you post into the Members You Miss or Don't Miss? and ask members in there as I know Jinky has been mentioned in there. Cheers, have fun and keep posting.