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Posted
2 hours ago, Mpache said:

That's just WTF xD

It is a bit until you realise Burundi used to be under Belgium control. 

Posted
35 minutes ago, Toinho said:

It is a bit until you realise Burundi used to be under Belgium control. 

That’s right - one of his parents or grandparents must have been from there. That’s my guess.

Posted
46 minutes ago, Spike said:

It is just white flight from colonial Africa. He also has English heritage, or so I’ve heard.

Come to think of it, he does look a bit like Ross Barkley and Blake Griffin - former who is part Nigerian, latter who is part black. Not sure how it all works really, but it would be interesting to look up.

Posted
20 minutes ago, Mpache said:

Come to think of it, he does look a bit like Ross Barkley and Blake Griffin - former who is part Nigerian, latter who is part black. Not sure how it all works really, but it would be interesting to look up.

He isn’t

Posted

I heard the other day that vaginas don't actually get bigger the more sex girls have. 

Posted
Just now, Gunnersauraus said:

I heard the other day that virginas don't actually get bigger the more sex girls have. 

Good one! Because I haven't noticed Virginia increase on size in a map. USA would be bigger than the world by this point.

Posted
1 minute ago, Gunnersauraus said:

I heard the other day that virginas don't actually get bigger the more sex girls have. 

are you twelve and a virgin?

Posted
Just now, Mpache said:

Good one! Because I haven't noticed Virginia increase on size in a map. USA would be bigger than the world by this point.

10/10

Posted
Just now, Spike said:

are you twelve and a virgin?

No it's been 7 months. Enough said 

Posted
1 minute ago, Mpache said:

Good one! Because I haven't noticed Virginia increase on size in a map. USA would be bigger than the world by this point.

I haven't spelt it that way 

Posted
8 hours ago, Gunnersauraus said:

I heard the other day that vaginas don't actually get bigger the more sex girls have. 

Propaganda. The elastic properties of the cooch are well documented and hailed as fact by women kind, but it's a conspiracy to get women over 25 married.  In the span of a couple of months I had sex with a 19 year old who'd only had sex a few times , a 25 year old mother of 3 who'd had a pelvis separation on her 3rd birth and a 22 year old mother of 1.  

All tunnels very different to my train let me tell you. I never looked at a young milf the same way again. 

Posted
4 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Propaganda. The elastic properties of the cooch are well documented and hailed as fact by women kind, but it's a conspiracy to get women over 25 married.  In the span of a couple of months I had sex with a 19 year old who'd only had sex a few times , a 25 year old mother of 3 who'd had a pelvis separation on her 3rd birth and a 22 year old mother of 1.  

All tunnels very different to my train let me tell you. I never looked at a young milf the same way again. 

He said sex not giving birth, though? 

 

Posted
13 hours ago, Mpache said:

That’s right - one of his parents or grandparents must have been from there. That’s my guess.

Mother was born there I think. 

Posted
13 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Propaganda. The elastic properties of the cooch are well documented and hailed as fact by women kind, but it's a conspiracy to get women over 25 married.  In the span of a couple of months I had sex with a 19 year old who'd only had sex a few times , a 25 year old mother of 3 who'd had a pelvis separation on her 3rd birth and a 22 year old mother of 1.  

All tunnels very different to my train let me tell you. I never looked at a young milf the same way again. 

A fucking child coming out of a cunt is differnt to a cock thrusting up it, ya mental bastard.

Posted
9 hours ago, Toinho said:

He said sex not giving birth, though? 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Spike said:

A fucking child coming out of a cunt is differnt to a cock thrusting up it, ya mental bastard.

Clearly neither of you are acquainted with black salami 

Posted
1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

 

Clearly neither of you are acquainted with black salami 

That's a myth if I ever heard one

Posted
Just now, Spike said:

That's a myth if I ever heard one

Umm, google it,  if you find it, I apologize for nothing.

You'll know you've found it when the man is using his sausage meat to grant himself a ringstinger 

Posted
Just now, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Umm, google it,  if you find it, I apologize for nothing.

You'll know you've found it when the man is using his sausage meat to grant himself a ringstinger 

I'm not subbing to your patreon.

Posted
14 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Propaganda. The elastic properties of the cooch are well documented and hailed as fact by women kind, but it's a conspiracy to get women over 25 married.  In the span of a couple of months I had sex with a 19 year old who'd only had sex a few times , a 25 year old mother of 3 who'd had a pelvis separation on her 3rd birth and a 22 year old mother of 1.  

All tunnels very different to my train let me tell you. I never looked at a young milf the same way again. 

I'm  a bit confused. Do you agree with what I'm saying?

 

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