God is Haaland Posted June 10, 2017 Posted June 10, 2017 https://www.ruhrnachrichten.de/sport/bvb/Operation-am-Kreuzband-Marco-Reus-fehlt-dem-BVB-bis-Anfang-2018;art11635,3294842 Reus out until early 2018. At this point it would be a sensation if he wasn't injured or recovering for a change.
God is Haaland Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 https://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/borussia-dortmund/article165448175/Termin-fuer-Mario-Goetzes-Rueckkehr-steht.html Mario Götze's therapy was a success and he'll be able to participate in our preparations next month.
Moderator Tommy Posted June 22, 2017 Moderator Posted June 22, 2017 I don't know what that outfit is, but he looks in good shape!
Devil-Dick Willie Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 This just in. Professional footballers are in shape. Stay tuned for our 'is water wet' special.
God is Haaland Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 16 minutes ago, Tsubasa said: I don't know what that outfit is, but he looks in good shape! What did you expect? If there's one thing Tuchel knows about, it's how to lose weight. Unfortunately Guerreiro is going to miss our entire preparation and the start of the Bundesliga probably, too. We could back him up with Jeremy Toljan or Jetro Willems(only 1 year left on his contract).
Moderator Tommy Posted June 22, 2017 Moderator Posted June 22, 2017 45 minutes ago, Tanksie said: This just in. Professional footballers are in shape. Well, Einstein, he was suffering from a metabolic disease which affected his weight.
Devil-Dick Willie Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 Just now, Tsubasa said: Well, Einstein, he was suffering from a metabolic disease which affected his weight. Lazy cunt excuse to the media for being fat.
Moderator Tommy Posted June 22, 2017 Moderator Posted June 22, 2017 1 hour ago, True Bender said: Unfortunately Guerreiro is going to miss our entire preparation and the start of the Bundesliga probably, too. Nope, just a bruise: https://www.ruhrnachrichten.de/sport/bvb/Prellung-am-Sprunggelenk-Entwarnung-bei-BVB-Allrounder-Raphael-Guerreiro;art11635,3301794
God is Haaland Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 Just now, Tsubasa said: Nope, just a bruise: https://www.ruhrnachrichten.de/sport/bvb/Prellung-am-Sprunggelenk-Entwarnung-bei-BVB-Allrounder-Raphael-Guerreiro;art11635,3301794 Good. Hope he gets a rest though.
God is Haaland Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 Hide yo wife, hide yo kids! He's back on social media.
God is Haaland Posted June 24, 2017 Posted June 24, 2017 "Official: Jesus Corona is a Borussia Dormtund player. Arrives to be a starter, in anticipation for a possible Dembele transfer." Very reliable source according to Machado.
God is Haaland Posted June 27, 2017 Posted June 27, 2017 Our scouts are infallible. €20m? What a steal!
Moderator Tommy Posted June 27, 2017 Moderator Posted June 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Teso Dos Bichos said: A few years and he will be off to the senior team(bayern)
Spike Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 I wonder if Götze will fatten up with the first injury. If he doesn't I will call bs on the metabolic report.
God is Haaland Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 Toljan is a freaking human power plant and he can dibble on top of that. I wish we could sign him. There's only one year left on his contract, but Chelsea are going after him, too.
God is Haaland Posted July 2, 2017 Posted July 2, 2017 Any referee with taste will flood us with yellow and red cards just so he doesn't have to look our ugly kit anymore.
Moderator Tommy Posted July 2, 2017 Moderator Posted July 2, 2017 Looks like a pajama. Anyway, it's just the third kit, so it probably won't be worn at all.
Moderator Tommy Posted July 3, 2017 Moderator Posted July 3, 2017 - So, Mr. Zorc, you've sold Jonas Hofmann to Gladbach for 8 Mio. Euros. You can't possibly top that! Zorc: Hold my beer!
God is Haaland Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 Wow, completely without "#staystrong" and "#believe". I like the new Götze!
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted July 6, 2017 Subscriber Posted July 6, 2017 Good for him i hope he can get back to where he was sporting wise. German football is better with him at his peak. He seems to be in the right state of mind and thats a great start.
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