The Three Word Story

[Stan]

sourced some haggis

[Pyfish+]

and phoned up

[Cicero]

Harvey While Deadlinesman  

[CaaC (John)]

Looked sick as 

[Cicero]

He approached Closer

[Pyfish+]

with a weird

[Dr. Gonzo]

looking and curvy

[Cicero]

Physique. Rab was

[Stan]

Walking back to

[Cicero]

Campbell and Atkinson 

[Pyfish+]

whistling the tune

[Cicero]

Of fear while

[CaaC (John)]

Shitting bricks on

[Cicero]

His pants. Deadlinesman 

[Pyfish+]

suddenly noticed that

[Stan]

there was an

[Cicero]

Enormous and veiny 

[Stan]

bald, ageing woman

[Cicero]

which distracted him

[DeadLinesman]

into whipping out

[Pyfish+]

a big red

[Cicero]

Fully erect cock. 

[Stan]

Deadlinesman's eyes were 

[CaaC (John)]

Crosseyed with lust

[Cicero]

Rab then exploded