How do you wipe your ass ?

[RandoEFC+]

On 09/04/2019 at 13:49, Pyfish said:

Apparently it's weird that I stand up to wipe... anyone else?

I used to when I was a toddler though now I think of it I have no idea why as I should still have been able to reach my own arse sat down at that age.

[Berserker]

27 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Knew you had a vagina.

No, it's actually the opposite you bull dyke. It's brilliant for re-freshening your sweaty balls in the very hot summer days (which you don't get) when you can't take a shower because you're at someone's house, office, etc. They're actually very common in many countries, just not on most parts of Europe.

[Stan]

14 minutes ago, Berserker said:

No, it's actually the opposite you bull dyke. It's brilliant for re-freshening your sweaty balls in the very hot summer days (which you don't get) when you can't take a shower because you're at someone's house, office, etc. They're actually very common in many countries, just not on most parts of Europe.

Used to have a bidet when at our old house when I was a toddler and had no idea what it was called or what it was for  

[Berserker]

8 minutes ago, Stan said:

Used to have a bidet when at our old house when I was a toddler and had no idea what it was called or what it was for  

In the UK?, i thought no one had one there.

[Stan]

2 minutes ago, Berserker said:

In the UK?, i thought no one had one there.

They're not that common. Rarely seem them even now and I work in housing sector.

[nudge+]

This thread reminded me of someone on the old forum who used to complain about her boyfriend leaving poo skid marks on their bed linen  does anyone else remember that?  

[Stan]

1 hour ago, nudge said:

This thread reminded me of someone on the old forum who used to complain about her boyfriend leaving poo skid marks on their bed linen  does anyone else remember that?  

Nope! But I do remember that woman/teacher who whored herself out on loads of forums asking about her class's toilet habits or something like that. Maybe she asked her schoolkids how they wipe their arses

 

[Tommy]

1 hour ago, nudge said:

This thread reminded me of someone on the old forum who used to complain about her boyfriend leaving poo skid marks on their bed linen  does anyone else remember that?  

So @Cannabis girl was on a forum once? I didn't know that.