@Bluewolf Was born in the 1700s-BC and still posts here.
@Any O'Brien Was banned from every all-you-can-eat restaurant in the North East.
@Stan Is an IT expert.
@Kitchen Sales Wanted to be a spy but was ditched because of his hair.
@DeadLinesman Wanted to be be a Rockstar but was unable to headbang.
@Blue Is still a virgin.
@SirBalon Does not type his posts, he has a dozen Oompa Loompas doing it for him.
@Bluebird Hewitt Does not actually like sheep's milk.