I can't find a decent butchery anywhere. No black or white pudding for me, I can't even bloody well find a decent morcilla. I just want good ol' fashioned food, I want a sausage roll, a meat pie, a REAL scone, a decent pint that isn't $9 and loaded with hops, a NORMAL PORK OR BEEF SAUSAGE that isn't choc-a-bloc with Italian spices ( does America have any concept of a sausage that isn't Italian, Polish, German?) Cor fucking blimey mate, I'm losing my mind over here.
I'm fucking sick of pancakes, hot dogs, burgers, tacos, burritos, tamales, miscellaneous east-Asian foods, the same fucking deserts at every restaurant (cheese cake, ice cream, creme brulee, key lime pie), shitty apple pie, cinnamon on everything, overly-sweet biscuits