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IDK all the Mexicanos I know make fun of Rafa Marquez for being a cartel bitch. Ask America fans and Guillermo Ochoa is top of the list.

Fucking woke Italians changing lasagna to incorporate new world crops.

Alright you sonuvabitch, Etruscans aren't Roman, and spaghetti isn't a prototype lasagna.

Pasta is new mate, come on now. Romans ate stale bread dipped in wine

tbh the pirate angle is making me consider meeting up with the local mullah

Did you ever watch that live-stream of the Houthis seizing that tanker, makes you wonder if Iran had experienced hands do this…

England is literally in ‘The United Kingdom’. You’re a fucking bootlicker when it suits you, a spineless parrot that has no idea what he is posting, just the confidence to do it. The amount of contradictions and double-think in every single post of yours is maddening. You don’t have a single conviction of belief in your entire body except whatever suits the point you are incoherently making. I’m sick of reading the diarrhoea extending from your fingers to your keyboard.

Saudi violence is okay. Hamas violence isn’t okay. Dumb cunt,

Hamas is a legitimate government, they were voted into power in 2006. Mate you should get checked out at your local GP, I’m worried about you because if they gave you a CAT scan the prognosis would come back ‘dumb cunt’.

A liverpool shirt, mate

Yes, developing country would be more correct. Because with the definition of ‘first world’ Peru very much is a first world country due to it’s alliance to the Western Bloc during the cold war. It’s funny that the term ‘third world’ has become shorthand for ‘developing’ or ‘poverty’, it really shows a condescension mindset of western countries to the rest of the world, it often shows up in the concept of ‘orientalising’ I think. That’s a whole other thing in itself.

First world isn’t economic status. It’s a Cold War term to delineate communist countries and those allied with the USA.

How many countries police are just the military under a different name?

It is Gary Lineker so he probably said something outrageous like ‘refugees are people’ or ‘children should be fed at school’.

Damage control for Egypt was more important

No it isn’t important, because Gazza barely played in the Premier League, I fucked up. He is much older than I thought.

Or maybe its because Gazza looks like a bricklayer and his constant fuck ups despite being one of the best and most talented players in the world made him endearing to several generations of working class boys. Maybe it puts a smile in the heart of every footy playing boy that grew up to be a builder going on coke binges once a week.

It’s because Gazza played in the Premier League and had more exposure to a wider audience I suppose, with the game being ‘more professional’. You’d have to think if Keegan had played in the 90s he’d be the biggest star in the world, but nah he has a terrible 70s perm and fucked off to Germany for a couple of years.

When I think of Germany I think of Beckenbauer and Mattaus

Yeah, I dunno why some people develop personality cults while others don’t. You can’t criticise certain players like Zidane, while being an obvious icon of the sport has montages on youtube that show him doing absolutely pointless tricks in games like doing a Cryuff turn unmarked lmao

TBH Keegan has become kind of a forgotten player compared to his contemporaries; despite winning the Balon d’Or twice.

No. Without Johnny Warren the sport wouldn’t exist in Australia, and Harry Kewell was the very first Australian player to be even remotely close to a star or a household name, which he still largely wasn’t. Tim Cahill, I love him but reaped rewards for being around longer and played when the sport had more exposure. Harry Kewell was the reason people were talking about the World Cup in 2006, I don’t think I had even watched a single game of the sport before then, because it wasn’t on TV, the A-League literally started the year before, and it was barely spoken of on the news; you may have gotten a quick Premier League score on the morning news once a week.

Beckham and Gazza would probably be the most iconic of English players, regardless of success or ability. Surely Rush and Bale for Wales? When I think of Scotland I think of Law, Dalglish, or Souness.

Best players or most important? Because it’s Johnny Warren and Harry Kewell.

More than that, I'd reckon.