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So we're in agreement then.

All that talk about him going to Newcastle . Was never going to happen. He bleeds Bayern.

Watching Valencia regularly this season and they have become a total hoofball team under Bordalas. No surprise I guess considering his tactics at Getafe, but wow. There is some real talent in that squad and it's being wasted. They had a 6-match unbeaten run snapped this past weekend but that's not saying much... I think it was 2 wins and 4 draws. Their tactics are reduced to getting the ball to Guedes or Soler and hoping for a penalty. There are no center forwards of any consequence to even hoof it to. I doubt Guedes will be there next season... to much class to play in that style.

So which is it? A plague or a cancerous ulcer?

Come on over to BVB, our standards are much lower.

A Villareal kit would have been fitting for a true gloryhunter

This is why Tommy swears off of Kölsch. Nothing but trouble there.

Seriously? I assumed that you were younger. Don't have a good reason why just got a mental picture in my head I guess. Happy Birthday bud.

How old?

I was listening to the Gegenpress podcast yesterday and they were talking about Gravenberch. Sounds like he would be a backup #6 since Tolisso is leaving. They don't see him as a starter just yet. Edited to say that BVB were after Mazraoui but he seems to want Bayern.

This clip is the short answer to the question, "Why are Cottbus, a historically large club in Germany, in the 4th tier?"

Your mere presence here right now has inspired me.

You might call this a farmer's forum over here.

It has been quite dead over here. I've had to start posting in the Premier League section of the forum .

Not sure if anyone watched the Bielefeld - Stuttgart match (no one? only me then) but Fabian Klos was carried off on a stretcher after a major head injury. Thankfully he is OK. Honorable mention for Sasa Kalajdzic who recognized the situation immediately and ran to the sidelines for the stretcher. https://www.kicker.de/arminia-stuermer-klos-erfolgreich-operiert-896926/artikel

They drive better than most people.

No, from his wiener.

There's a show here in the US called Dr. Pimple Popper and they cover the diagnosis and removal of lipomas, cysts, etc. I can't get over how some people live with these giant lumps on their body for years without having them looked at. The doctor on that show usually catches and removes those masses before they rupture. I can't imagine having something like that go septic and/or leach in your insides. Glad everything turned out OK for you.

Yes, when I was at my worst I dreaded a lot of silly things. It was completely irrational but when your mind is in that state you just can't seem to shake it. I still hate talking on the phone as it makes me really jittery.