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Not sure if anyone watched the Bielefeld - Stuttgart match (no one? only me then) but Fabian Klos was carried off on a stretcher after a major head injury. Thankfully he is OK. Honorable mention for Sasa Kalajdzic who recognized the situation immediately and ran to the sidelines for the stretcher. https://www.kicker.de/arminia-stuermer-klos-erfolgreich-operiert-896926/artikel

They drive better than most people.

No, from his wiener.

There's a show here in the US called Dr. Pimple Popper and they cover the diagnosis and removal of lipomas, cysts, etc. I can't get over how some people live with these giant lumps on their body for years without having them looked at. The doctor on that show usually catches and removes those masses before they rupture. I can't imagine having something like that go septic and/or leach in your insides. Glad everything turned out OK for you.

Yes, when I was at my worst I dreaded a lot of silly things. It was completely irrational but when your mind is in that state you just can't seem to shake it. I still hate talking on the phone as it makes me really jittery.

I love making my own sauce.

Chicken with noodles and vegetables. I threw some cauliflower rice in the bottom for some extra veggies. Then some teriyaki sauce mixed in.

Only because Jug-a-Juice is grenade shaped.

Also, this.

No way this happens.

I went through a period of a couple years with really bad anxiety and depression, although I didn't realize it at the time. Heart palpitations, chest pain, stomach pain, and fatigue were the physical symptoms. I had all kinds of tests run thinking that I had a physical problem but it turns out that the depression manifested itself as a physical condition. I've had a few panic attacks over the years as well. Feels like you're having a heart attack. I could feel it coming on as my heart would start racing for no reason and the more I focused on the what was happening the worse it got. The only way I could get through it was to distract my mind. I would turn music or television on and just take deep breaths to slow my pulse down. I assume that you're on medication, but if not I'd see a doctor. It took them awhile to figure out something that worked for me but eventually I got back to feeling normal again. If you want to talk it out with someone let me know.

JFC, I'd have bashed his head in the first time around. Did you just let him off with a yellow?

The media are ridiculous.

Head was very thin. Might be old but it still tastes good.

Wtf, there are fridges with bottled water in the desert?

You can have Hummels back.

Funny how that works. For me the greatest part of football is being on the cusp of success, not the actual grasping of it. The thrill of the hunt some might say.

What really gets me is where they spent all this money. There are very few players in this squad that I would even consider good, certainly not great. They must have been taken to the cleaners on transfer fees. I'd count Mittelstadt, Darida, Richter, and Ascacibar as players that have any real value now. Maybe it is best if they go down so they can clear all the dross from their wage bill. Certainly Windhorst would lose interest as well, which could be the best thing that happens to them.