Whiskey

Surprised that they took it to Gameweek 37. Even more surprised that Luton are mathematically still in it heading into Week 38.

Not put a bet on all season, but had a feeling Real would do it. Threw a few quid on when they were 1-0 down, lovely stuff. 

It's hard not to love this side, they've got the potential to go down in history. Sounds obvious but they'll absolutely murder BVB - amazing for Joselu, back to back relegations to tonight.

Juve's is class but you just know they'll ruin it with a big fuck off sponsor. Roma is probably the best so far - Madrid's away is decent too. They're another club that very rarely get it wrong. 

Arsenal have had an absolute shocker across the board, should be deducted points IMO.

Pains me to say it, but Liverpool have had some brilliant home kits lately - that new one is absolutely gash. 

Newcastle, BVB, PSG and Barcelona are the only decent ones. Inter is absolutely awful.

32 minutes ago, Stan said:

Up as Champions. Breaking some records in the process. Happy days!

Weren't you crying the other day about your owners 

Don't want to sound all bIttER but I think this will go terribly.

2 minutes ago, 6666 said:

Wasn't expecting Brighton to suck this much.

@MUFC

1 hour ago, Tommy said:

Oh, please please please please join Ferrari. He said he regrets never having worked with Ferrari nor Hamilton. Now he can do both! And cure Charles from his chronic depression in the meantime. 

Wouldn't surprise me at all to see him at Ferrari. After so many banter years they finally seem to be making logical decisions.

21 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Every Liverpool fan I know has completely lost patience with him and just us to eat the loss and move him on ASAP. Terrible signing.

Julian Ward must have been a United or Everton fan too. Came in, pissed away a load of money on some bad signings, then promptly quit and fucked off into the sunset. No idea where he's at now, but he probably shouldn't be working in football lol

One of the Liverpool fans in my work is a proper deluded gimp and argues till he's blue in the face that Nunez is on par with Haaland, that gets grief because it's fashionable to rip into him. 

Darwin's absolutely dogshite and is a real rare poor deal for you lot. It's genuinely like playing with 10 men, very much like Rashford at United but for different reasons.

3 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

Sadly, whoever wins now will have an asterisk next to it.

I think we should start from Miami on 0pts. Start a fresh.

7 hours ago, RandoEFC said:

They signed 42 players since promotion and breached PSR by £35m on purpose and got a 4 point deduction and another team got a 6 point deduction for a breach half that size due to technicalities involving interest payments while building a stadium and thought there was an agenda against them.

They sang "cheating bastards, you know what you are" when we went there earlier this season after our initial 10 point deduction and now they want in on the Premier League corrupt thing.

Apparently spent all of today singing feed the Scousers too including when Beto was unconscious on the pitch receiving treatment.

They were hard done by on those decisions today but my sympathy ends there. The statements they've come out with this season after their 4 point deduction and after today have been ridiculous and unbecoming. Wouldn't lose a wink of sleep if they went down.

True - Beto's lying on the floor unconscious with paramedics around them so Forest start booing and singing feed the Scousers.

A strange lot, hopefully Luton pull a win out of somewhere and they're back where they belong. The most fight they've shown all season is on Twitter.

4 minutes ago, Devil said:

I'm really not trust me. Supporting United your whole life you learn to accept unnecessary hate. It does bother me a little though from fans of clubs that have zero history with us. I get it from scousers, City fans, Arsenal and so on. But I've seen Wigan fans doing plane impressions at matches and similar from other none relevant clubs. 

I don't see the same passion being given towards the three terrible penalty calls for Forest today though. Obviously I wouldn't expect that from you but they seem to be being ignored by everyone.

As for the big 6 comment, some might say your club is being protected as well. 3 dodgy pen calls, points added back on after a deduction.

I mean what made you think I was referring to you

Some people are so insecure.

The FA have sold their soul to the Big 6. That VAR decision is a disgrace.

Coventry robbed by VAR, United are absolutely embarrassing too. Only silver lining is they'll be dicked by City in the final.

Bruno giving it gums to the Coventry goalkeeper the utter thundergimp.

9 hours ago, RandoEFC said:

Predictions - Chinese Grand Prix

I'm not touching the Sprint stuff this weekend, partially because I've posted this on Wednesday and Sprint Qualifying will start in less than 2 days (-ish). So your deadline is Saturday qualifying as usual. Bear in mind that that's still early on Saturday due to time-zones!

@RandoEFC @Stan @MUFC @Tommy @nudge @Whiskey @The Palace Fan @Coma @DeadLinesman @OrangeKhrush

 

Pole Position - Which driver will post the fastest lap in Q3?

VER

 

Podium - Which drivers will finish the Grand Prix in the top three positions AFTER MAX VERSTAPPEN IS REMOVED FROM THE RESULTS?

1. PER

2. LEC

3. SAI

 

Random Driver - Predict the finishing position of this week's random driver, Yuki Tsunoda.

P14

 

Bonus Question - Which of the "bottom five" teams will get a car into Q3 - RB, Haas, Sauber, Williams, Alpine or None?

Cheeky Sauber.

Also, genuine apologies for missing a few rounds. My wife has been pregnant (had a son 12 days ago) so yeah, life.

Not a massive taco fan. 

Love a burrito though.

As much as it's not technically what the OP is asking I guess, after eating any Italian food in Italy and then eating it anywhere else is worlds apart. I know that eating any dish in its home country is different but seriously, you're not eating pizza in England. 

Sorry for being dim but I assumed that Nagelsmenn was doing fine with Germany and enjoying the role, why would he leave?

3 hours ago, Devil said:

City could win forever and I'd never reach the level of bitterness you carry towards United. If you want to believe the nonsense you've just written, fine by me. Its simply bollocks we had plenty of seasons where we won nothing and struggled. We didn't win the league for three years at one stage in the early 2000s. We were rebuilt from a team seen as washed up twice to create maybe three great sides that dominated and era. 

All money earned by being well marketed and simply because we were one of the biggest clubs in world football. Sorry if that's hard to accept but unfortunately however bitter you are it's a fact. 

That's something not true if City though, you know, I know it, everyone knows it. If we weren't to ever win a trophy again it would sit easier with me if we all knew it was done through natural growth and excellent management. Instead they've hired the best in every position and rebuilt a club in a ten year period. Pep is the perfect coach for a club that can turn over players to suit his coaching style. A player doesn't fit he gets replaced as quickly as he was bought. No hanging around like a bad smell. Frozen out and gone before the fans can even remember to how to spell their name.

Pep couldn't do what Klopp or Sir Alex did with a squad. There are no Quinton Fortunes, Endo's, Silvestres or Tsimikas type players within the City squad. It's a case of need the best, scouted by the best, bought by the best and then coached by the best at coaching elite players. They will even replace Pep with the best, that will be the plan. 

As for shadow's, being an Everton fan you'd know better than me about that. You've spent your whole living life without seeing the sun shine in your direction. That shiny new little stadium won't change that any time soon. Better hope a sugar daddy comes your way.

That's a fantastic chomp cheers mate.

32 minutes ago, Stan said:

Yeah that's great to read but can you predict in F1 please cos you're letting our team down boy... 

VER VER VER.

18 hours ago, Devil said:

City back to back treble odds tumbling.

The games dead, regardless of United being involved or not. Liverpool and Arsenal have produced two amazing squads capable of sustained success but City have just closed the game with the elite in every role from top to bottom. Klopp is elite beyond belief and he can't compete with a club funded and purpose built to kill the game completely.

Whereas I despite everything about City, it's fantastic seeing United fans getting up in arms about them - of all people.

The SAF era was dominated by having a chequebook bigger than anyone else and the referees in Old Trafford's back pocket. It's romanticised as "Fergie Time" but was basically just playing until United got the result they wanted.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Enjoy another season in City's shadow.

I was posting on a few forums back in the day and received a text from @Stanasking me to join what was TFF back then as he'd liked to content I'd been putting out and knew of the cult following that I had (the Cannabisettes as they were called at the time). 

I think it was around 2007 but I may be wrong.

Instantly involved in an Internet bar fight with HalewoodToffee but famously won (he died around 2010 from AIDS brought on by dogging in an unclean taxi). Ended up on Love Island in 2011 and had a blast, that's where I met @nudge and @Tommy. The latter who denies being ever involved but I know the truth.

Had a hiatus for a while as I was having to live in my hotel room 24/7, couldn't move without people wanting pictures and shouting "Are you that bloke Cannabis?" at me, not being able to go down the street really took it's toll.

That's where I met @MUFCas he wanted a selfie with my feet. After 6 months and a reach around I accepted, pretty sure the image is still on the old server but could be wrong. That's also where I met @CaaC (John) as he was the photographer.

Now I pop in and out of the place, @Rab and @DeadLinesman send me nudes to my WhatsApp so I only ever come on here now for football related talk. It's been a blast though, 10/10 would do again. 

Was hoping it'd be Arsenal, but fantastic to see that the Liverpool fans that were creaming over a quadruple are now basically going to end the season with a Carabao Cup. 

Klopp will go down in Liverpool folklore for lifting one title in his entire tenure. One of the best in orchestrating bottlements.

I don't think that ETH is a particularly bad manager, I think he's just another victim of Manchester United. The problems are much bigger than the manager there, I think if he was anywhere else he'd probably do alright. 

I think the vibe is that he's out of the door though, I genuinely mean this when I think that Coventry could actually do them. It's got full banter banana skin all over it. 

The media think it'll be Southgate next, but with Tuchel free he wouldn't surprise me.