Tommy

How is that a useless fact?

She's German? Never heard of her before.

Oooh that must have been interesting! But yea, I can imagine. But all of these traps somehow reminded me of Home Alone.

Those traps. Wow. Even a snake tied to the ceiling.

I can't stop laughing at the thought of Aliens finally building up the courage to pay us a friendly visit, packing presents and what not, and the Americans just fucking shoot them down. And the Aliens at their space center tracking the flight are all like:

@Stansounds an awful lot like an Alien trying to hide his true identity.

I am already repulsed by that show because everyone is doing that stupid fucking dance on social media.

What if one of those unknown numbers calls I rejected was Aliens trying to make contact? I've ruined everything.

It's funny if it's Aliens and their first reaction is fucking shooting them down. I hope the Aliens know it's just the Americans.

I was just wondering what the general census is.

The media try to make a big thing out of it, and some people seem to bite. I tried to watch it once or twice, but man. They play for 20 seconds, 2 minute break, another play for 10 seconds, another 3 minute break. Fuck off. I fell asleep every time.

Why are you so agitated about this?

Looks like it's more spy-related rather than Alien-related.

I prefer not to.

You look so happy.

This is my cat. His name is Shinta.

They were forced to remove the ad.

Come on, Wolfsburg. I'd never say that for their men's team though. But their women's team have some of my favourite footballers.

No.